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Aggies Drop Knowledge

I am…pleased. So very pleased.

I remember when Eric B and Rakim first worked Dixie Chicken into one of their rhymes. They took the L Train from the Bronx to get there though.

When the chubby white lawyer breaks it down at the classroom podium, I get goosebumps. I too want to wave a towel like a hella-copta.

Bryan/College Station for life, bitches. Believe dat (nguyen).

Who wants to help me make the response video?

  1. Greg Davis Rides the Short(pass) Bus
    March 3, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I can’t believe I watched that entire thing.

  2. Gary Pinkel
    March 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Sweet jesus. I’m pretty sure that needs a Fuck Lion label.

  3. Unbiased Horn
    March 3, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Is that a new version or is that the same one from year’s past?

  4. jimmyjazz
    March 3, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    That’s old school.

    I think my dad has better rhythm than that, and he’s an 85-year-old retired engineering prof. He’ll fuck yo’ shit up, yo.

  5. McLovin
    March 3, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    It actually got worse towards the end.

  6. 1939 Nat. Champs!
    March 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    All you ’sips are just jealous ya’ll didn’t come up with something like this about Austin! Fightin’ Texas Aggies gonna sling that hella-copta around on ya’ll at Kyle Field this year!

    Gig ‘em!

  7. Parlin Hall
    March 4, 2008 at 5:35 am

    Is that a sitar?

    Bryan/College Station = The New Bollywood.

  8. South '06
    March 4, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Christ…

    I got nothin’ Scip. You win this round.

  9. BigSatan
    March 4, 2008 at 6:22 am

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I had no idea this song was actually a rip-off until someone brought it to my attention. The source of their homage:

  10. jimmyjazz
    March 4, 2008 at 7:19 am

    That just makes it worse. The Ags not only suck, they’re not even original.

    Dirty South Dorky Southwest.

  11. BigSatan
    March 4, 2008 at 7:20 am

    I’m all about making it worse for those asshats.

  12. Greg Davis Rides the Short(pass) Bus
    March 4, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Truth is sometimes better than fiction

  13. South '06
    March 4, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Hey give us a break. That was the most diverse thing I’ve seen come out of my town in awhile.

    I’m pretty sure that’s actually a promo for Vision 2020.

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