Dez Bryant Puts The Me In My Space
Buck Burnette gave us stupid, Marquise Slocum gave us the Fuck Lion, and Dez Bryant reminds us all of how quickly a generation gap can develop.
Some choice excerpts are paired with the thematic stylings of Lil Wayne:
Quote: Im not a stunna,im a show off and i aint seen a mill yet just wait you gone really see me go off!!!
Interests? Football, Basketball, and fucking with people
About me: ..? ? ..? ..
Heroes: Myself
His comments section is Faulknerian.
December 31, 2008 at 8:38 am
Was his ‘About me:’ reply written in Morse Code?
December 31, 2008 at 8:59 am
I think he was intending to start a game of hangman with that section.
December 31, 2008 at 8:59 am
“His comments section is Faulknerian.”
I haven’t heard the “N” word that much since Richard Pryor stopped using it.
December 31, 2008 at 9:26 am
Caddy uncaught Dez and we crawled through. Uncle Gundy said to not let anybody see us, so we better stoop over, Caddy said. Stoop over, Dez. Like this, see. We stooped over and crossed the garden, where the flowers rasped and rattled against us. The ground was hard. We climbed the fence, where the pigs were grunting and snuffing. I expect they’re sorry because one of them got killed today, Caddy said. The ground was hard, churned and knotted. Keep your hands in your pockets, Caddy said. Or they’ll get froze. You dont want your hands froze on Christmas, do you.
December 31, 2008 at 9:30 am
I also noticed under “Heroes” he put himself.
And apparently, he is engaged.
December 31, 2008 at 11:44 am
He is engaged to himself.
December 31, 2008 at 11:48 am
Honey?? When is the private school tuition due for little Johnny??!!??
December 31, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I laud him for drawing a clear distinction between the ’show offs’ and ’stunnas’. Sorely needed. Let’s put an end to the confusion once and for all. Kudos, Dez.
December 31, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I think Fucking with People is under consideration by the IOC for inclusion into the 2012 summer games in London. Dez hopes if he is in the NFL at that time it won’t interfere with his amateur Fuck with status.
December 31, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Pitt OSU game singlehandedly was responsible for the death of a 1000 puppies.
December 31, 2008 at 2:54 pm
He’s going to make a perfect NFL WR.
December 31, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Sweet Marry Mother of God. Is he related to James Henry or Andre Jones?
December 31, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Isn’t Fucking with People an organization made up of troupes which sing and perform internationally??? It’s nice that he is giving back to the community.
December 31, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Not the best week for Lufkin, Texas and its favorite sons.
December 31, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Me Hate Me
December 31, 2008 at 5:27 pm
This describes everyone on this blog.
December 31, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Damn these kids today….
January 1, 2009 at 7:05 am
Thanks to Benjy for bringing back the nightmare of trying to understand The Sound and The Fury.
January 1, 2009 at 7:12 am
Fuck Lion had me in tears. That is some seriously funny shit.
“WHEN ARE YOU FUCKERS GOING TO BUY AN EDIT BUTTON!?!?!”
January 1, 2009 at 8:44 am
“Thanks to Benjy for bringing back the nightmare of trying to understand The Sound and The Fury.”
Once you get Benjy, Greg Davis’s gameplans become clear.
Running north-and-south = Going the wrong way around the statue of the Confederate soldier.
January 1, 2009 at 10:21 am
One of his “friends” is Dezmon Briscoe from KU…who, btw, had the best bowl game for a guy named Dez.
http://www.myspace.com/yellaniggafromthasouth
January 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
That is gold. Nicely done, Horn in Exile.
He went for 201 and 3 TDs last night, so his headline is pretty accurate.
January 1, 2009 at 11:33 am
after watching stafford try to run a 2 minute offense i hope the lions draft stafford. they are meant for each other.