Comments on: Jake Gyllenhaal: A Regular Broadway Joe

By: Show Horn

Show Horn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:59:44 +0000

I honestly have never heard or seen Gyllenhaal act, but I find it *ironic* that so many MANLY men on this site are bashing the guy for acting in so many UNMANLY movies they have seen!!

IRONY I say!

By: Eight Seconds

Eight Seconds — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 20:25:46 +0000

Gyllenhaal? Are you kidding? Keanu Reeves must have been busy.

Come on, Dirk Diggler would be a much better choice for Namath. Let’s face you gotta have the cool of Dean Martin while being able to pull off a feather boa.

I’m sorry, but if you can kiss another man as a professional actor and do a sex scene with him, you are in no way qualified to play a drunk macho smirk encrusted skirt hound.

Having Gyllenhaal play Namath is be like having Howie Long being portrayed by Mango.

All we will be thinking while watching the movie is……hey isn’t that Heath Ledger’s rodeo queen up there?

I’ll have to turn away if he licks his fingers before he goes under center. I’m scarred enough already from his handiwork as a cowboy.

I want to watch a football movie, now I’ll find myself enduring another Gyllenhaal flashback cringe flick.

Thanks for ruining westerns for me forever Hollywood, and hey why not throw football onto the man on man campaign for the mainstream…..*gack*

I think I just threw up a little……

By: WhoooTex

WhoooTex — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 18:34:32 +0000

“That was based on a REAL Marine, Tony Swafford. Go call him a pansy”

Email me his phone number, I’ll call him a pansy. I’ll call him names that will make him cry. Like shithead, that always works at family reunions. Grandma gets to talking about how when she was a little girl she had a pony, I just bust out with “Hey shithead, shut the fuck up and eat your vegetables or you’re going back in the basement” and yeah, she shuts up and cries.

Plenty more where that come from.

By: longhornmatt

longhornmatt — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:27:53 +0000

well, if the competition was marky mark and josh hartnett, then this isn’t really that bad.

By: Vasherized

Vasherized — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:33:40 +0000

Heath, you’re not ugly. Just protective.

By: Joe's chose Jake

Joe's chose Jake — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:57:56 +0000

Joe N. chose Jake.

Link

“MAKING MOVIES: Now we know why Jake Gyllenhaal has been seen tossing around a football so much lately. He’s going to play Joe Namath in a film about ”Broadway Joe.” Also, it seems the idea of Gyllenhaal’s casting was suggested to the film’s producers by the NFL Hall of Famer himself. Namath is a huge fan of the young actor and wanted him for the role over others being considering, including Mark Wahlberg and Josh Hartnett.”

By: Hank WIlliams Jr.

Hank WIlliams Jr. — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:13:12 +0000

Do any of you guys remember when Richard “John Boy Walton” Thomas played me in a made for TV movie?

That was the worst casting ever

Once I burn’t my shirt ironing…..oh the irony

By: Minnesotahorn

Minnesotahorn — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:16:03 +0000

Both the intetional and unintentional humor on this site is top notch.

By: Scipio Tex

Scipio Tex — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:31:29 +0000

“You can’t seem to realize fact from fiction. You idiot.”

Oh, the irony.

By: Ugly

Ugly — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 05:14:53 +0000

Oh and you complain about Jake being a pansy who couldn’t aerate a wog. That was based on a REAL Marine, Tony Swafford. Go call him a pansy because HE was the one who couldn’t aerate a wog, not Jake. You can’t seem to realize fact from fiction. You idiot.