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Seals-Jones was carted off the field after suffering a knee injury of unknown severity in last night's Sealy vs. St. Pius game. His mom called it a "twisted kneecap," though the true extent of the injury has not been publicly announced. Best wishes on a speedy recovery.

Once again, Aggie logical reasoning unrestrained by, well...actual logic. "Overall, the grouping (Derrick Griffin, Laquvionte Gonzalaz, Quincy Adeboyejo] forms one of the best WR corps in the country, hands down." With the obvious addition of Ricky Seals-Jones... "The combination of talent would literally be unstoppable, let alone defendable. Even the experienced and dangerous SEC defensive secondaries would have trouble against this star-studded cast of receivers." ...yes, they would literally dominate on a field of grass, let alone a football field. NFL teams will be clamoring to draft them all in the first round, let alone the top 32 picks. And don't forget the public glory RSJ would bask in during his time in balmy College Station. "On the front of all the magazines and newspapers featuring for the Aggies, Seals-Jones would stand as the centerpiece amongst the giant and the speedster."