Texas Longhorns Baseball

Roger Clemens Found Not Guilty on All Counts


After a 10-week trial the jury took just over 10 hours to find Roger Clemens not guilty on all charges that he obstructed and lied to Congress when he denied using performance-enhancing drugs....

The Trial of Roger Clemens: So Help Me, God.


This is a work of imaginative fiction. Courts determine guilt or innocence. ** A gavel pounds out its steady cadence, the sound echoing through a packed courtroom nestled between two clouds and...

Roger Clemens Perjury Retrial Set to Begin Monday


The Federal Government, whose batting average has dipped well below the "Mendoza Line" when it comes to prosecuting cases involving high-profile athletes, will step into the batter's box on Monday,...

Sports Media Rights: Playing With Monopoly Money


In 2004 Frank McCourt bought the Los Angeles Dodgers for a little over $430 million, most of it with debt-ridden loans. He then proceeded to: drive the team into bankruptcy while driving away fans...

The Petey and LoMo Show


As you know, SB Nation has embarked upon a video adventure with Google / YouTube. You will see some of this in the not too distant future right here on Barking Carnival. Aside: We are currently...

One Riot. One Ranger.


A coda to the world series from a distraught Rangers fan.

Washed Out: Rangers Drop Game 1 to Cards, 3-2


The Rangers have a better-balanced, more talented team overall, but the Cardinals have three distinct advantages: (1) Chris Carpenter; (2) Tony LaRussa; and (3) a better bench. Saint Loo used all...

Nelson Cruz and The Nature of Fandom


There is no biographical information on Nelson Cruz’s Wikipedia page. Just a name, a date of birth and a chronological listing of his baseball career. I don’t know anything about his family. I’ve...

Dong Augustus: Cruz Wallops Rangers to 2-0 ALCS Lead


This is why the Texas Rangers are going to be so damn hard to beat in the postseason. For one thing, the bullpen is a bottomless well of asphyxiating filth. That Whatasizes narrow Ranger leads...

Hardball Time in Texas


Time is short, but I wanted to put in a few quick words before first pitch in the Texas/Tampa ALDS. Since there's a beer vendor that desperately needs my attention, I'll leave most of the data...

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