Big 12 Awards Announced

Traveshamockery.

Stoops CO-coach of the year with Leach? No Muckleroy? John Cooper Olineman of the Year? Seriously.

Scipio will have more on this later.

dedfischer builds a team here: The Tortilla Retort’s All Big XII Team

  1. Dunstan Pearl
    December 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    So Baylor has the same number of first team All Big 12 players as UT? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

  2. hphorn
    December 2, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    So John Cooper gets Offensive Lineman of the Year, yet he’s on the 2nd team? WTF.

  3. kevwun
    December 2, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    This conference hates us. We should return the favor and destroy it.

  4. SoonerSpy
    December 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Gundy deserves the Coach of the Year.

    Since there are 14 on offense anyway it seems Shipley deserves a first team mention. He has had a great year although it is hard to argue with Maclin, Bryant, and Crabtree

    Looks as if MB was right, Bradford does have more weapons.

  5. shockthenation
    December 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    “This conference hates us. We should return the favor and destroy it.”

    No kidding. The Big Eight revisited would get Dave Lapham every week for the marquee game.

  6. Hippie Killer
    December 2, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    If the conference hates us, why the fuck are we holding back on our opponents?

    We need to make these fuckers FEEL us. Put it in their mouth and make them taste us. Time for absolute ass-whoopins across the board and leave no doubt whatsoever.

  7. Nordberg
    December 2, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    “No kidding. The Big Eight revisited would get Dave Lapham every week for the marquee game.”

    Indeed, a fate worse than death.

  8. ATXHornsFan
    December 2, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Was Dave Lapham Big XII Color Commentator of the year? And if not, why? That honor would go well with the Coach of the Year picks.

  9. bgood2texas
    December 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    I hope to goodness Mack goes Urban Meyer vs Georgia style on Stoops next to year. Like time outs in fourth quarter to add to score, the whole nine. What a prick

  10. RomaVicta
    December 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    I see Harry Dean Stanton behind the wire at the drive-in theater talking to his boys for the last time. Instead of “Take dead solid aim” or “Consistently Good to be Great” we should make next year’s slogan;

    AVENGE ME!

    No fucking prisoners. Napalm every field we play on. Then napalm them again. Let God sort ‘em out.

  11. RomaVicta
    December 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    Second suggestion for the slogan:

    Ain’t nobody giving us a gottdam thing.

  12. Current Student
    December 3, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Slogan: “Every play counts.”

    Seriously. If there was any season where this was most true, it’s this season.

  13. Levander Williams
    December 3, 2008 at 6:14 am

    First missing out on the championship game, now this? It’s as if the voters compiled their ballots in August, stuck them in a drawer and are just now pulling them out to drop in the mail.

    What a joke. Fuck this fucking piece of shit conference. And their crappy TV deals.

  14. The General
    December 3, 2008 at 7:09 am

    Slogan: “Leave no doubt!”

  15. Turk 182
    December 3, 2008 at 8:00 am

    OU fan.
    Brown deserved coach of the year.

  16. Hippie Killer
    December 3, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Slogan: “Run up the fucking score!”

    or

    “Screw sportsmanship against teams who refuse to reciprocate!”

  17. The Dude
    December 3, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Turk 182
    December 3, 2008 at 8:00 am

    OU fan.
    Brown deserved coach of the year.

    That’s just like, your opinion, man.

  18. TaylorTRoom
    December 4, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Funny thing-

    In 2003, OU had nine All-B12 players, and Texas had four (just like this year). OU won the RRS that year 65 - 13. In 2005, Texas had nine All-B12 players and OU had five. Texas won the RRS 45 - 12. This year, like 2003, OU leads in All-B12 players over Texas 9 - 4, but Texas won 45 - 35. Wow. The whole at Texas is greater than the sum of the parts. At OU this year, it’s the other way around.

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