Everytime AJ Abrams says he’s a point…

God makes Guantanamo detainees watch Yentl.

Seriously, has any player in any athletic endeavor gotten worse advice?

We’re talking about a guard who makes Freddie Williams look like Curly Neal. A kid that picks up his dribble 40 feet from the bucket only to get swallowed up by trapping defenses like a glow-stick at a HenryJames rave.

It’s utter insanity. I’d rather read a political post on Barking Carnival than watch AJ play point at any level. At this point, I’d be okay if he declared based on the inanity of he and his dad’s charade. See you in Mexico, bro.

  1. HenryJames
    May 8, 2008 at 11:44 am

    He’s convinced himself (or been convinced by his dad) that he’s a point guard because that is the only position that someone of his size could conceivably play in the NBA.

  2. Nordberg
    May 8, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    Jesus, did AJ even play the point in high school? His “natural position”. Okay.

  3. NBADL Scout
    May 8, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Can he hit a floater in the lane?

  4. coach Callahan
    May 9, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Can he make a floater in the toilet? I personally hate it when it appears I’ve been eating corks.

  5. Capt. Insano
    May 9, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    I admit that I don’t watch much college basketball. But, does AJ really suck so bad?

    From the tone of some of the articles and responses, this guy shouldn’t even be allowed to watch basketball games, much less play in one.

  6. Scipio Tex
    May 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    He doesn’t suck. He’s just not a point guard. Nor is he a NBA draft pick.

  7. Spawn of Cthulhu
    May 10, 2008 at 10:45 am

    He doesn’t suck. He’s just not a point guard. Nor is he a NBA draft pick.

    You know, you could’ve said that about Einstein, Ronald Reagan, George Washington Carver, Joan of Arc, Alexander the Great, and several other famous people. So AJ’s in good company.

  8. Objective Aggie
    May 11, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    It’s not his fault, Einstein tore an ACL in high school. You shut your mouth!

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