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One last thing before I’m off to Dallas

October 10th, 2008 by Trips Right

Come get some, you landthieving bitches.

Cheating bastards
Hook ‘Em.

  1. PatronSaint
    October 10, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It’s drawn the finest people.

  2. Trips Right
    October 10, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    God says he can get me out of this, but I’m pretty sure you’re fucked.

  3. HenryJames
    October 10, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    THIS.

  4. Big Tex
    October 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Welcome to the State Fair of Texas… I’m Big Tex, and I have a wooden dick.

  5. Minnesotahorn
    October 10, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    “God says he can get me out of this, but I’m pretty sure OU sucks.”

    Missed opportunity Trips.

  6. ftf
    October 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Nice little run you all have had there. Good luck the rest of the season.

  7. MIA
    October 10, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Young William: What are they doin’?
    Argyle Wallace: Sucking in their own way. Living on stolen land in homes on wheels.

  8. MIA
    October 10, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    William Wallace: Hitch up your homes and march straight back to Oklahoma, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of sucking. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

  9. Stuck in MN
    October 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Longstoops during recruiting: Don’t use Big Red. Lexus’s cost money. Send in the Okie skanks. They cost nothing.

  10. RomaVicta
    October 10, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I fart in their general direction. Their mothers are hamsters and their fathers smell of elderberries. Silly Oklahoma sucking kinigits.

    Prepare to meet the fiercest rodents this side of hell! Well, fiercest bovines this side of hell.

  11. ftf
    October 10, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    you guys realize that at the end of the day, Wallace lost. Had his head cut off.

    Looking forward to cutting off Texas’ heads tomorrow.

  12. Cimarrones
    October 10, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    You sooners realize that you’ll still have to go back to your trailer parks and toothless relatives after the game?

  13. RomaVicta
    October 10, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    He also cut off a few heads before the season ended, Sooner. Knocked off number one England in a few back to back contests.

    Beware the snicker snack of the vorpal blade. I fart in your general direction, too.

  14. EyesOfTX
    October 11, 2008 at 2:43 am

    F OU and a bunch of Okie rednecks.

  15. J.R.69
    October 11, 2008 at 5:48 am

    May crabs as big as horse turds crawl upon their asses and eat!

  16. Scipio Tex
    October 11, 2008 at 11:39 am

    FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

  17. bad bob
    October 11, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    and the Robert the Stoops character is a weasel who specializes in betrayal…

  18. Minnesotahorn
    October 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

    Fucking word.

    Tell your friends, OU sucks.

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