Comments on: Preview of the Longhorn Defense http://www.barkingcarnival.com/trips-right/preview-of-the-longhorn-defense Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:04:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: UTexasfootball http://www.barkingcarnival.com/trips-right/preview-of-the-longhorn-defense#comment-822 UTexasfootball Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:47:03 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/trips-right/preview-of-the-longhorn-defense#comment-822 Trips--well done. Missing the three cardinal absolutes you learn the hard way once you decide to become a coach in this great state though, however, so here you are. It's an absolute that you can move the toughest defensive sob for miles around to offensive line and he'll turn puss before the second water break. It's an absolute that any skill position personnel offered to the secondary coach will bring two skillets on his wrists where hands should be attached. The third absolute is new but gaining force as we speak. UT is the new wave of LB play and the secret appears to be teaching and coaching those positions is absolutely disallowed. In fact, it is recommended that any future applicants with LB backgrounds on their resumes be eliminated from consideration---this new wave of LB'ing shouldn't be stifled with fundamentals and disclipline but should remain looking dazed and confused with that sweet lost and staggered body language we have come to recognize in our veterans every play each week. Trips–well done. Missing the three cardinal absolutes you learn the hard way once you decide to become a coach in this great state though, however, so here you are.

It’s an absolute that you can move the toughest defensive sob for miles around to offensive line and he’ll turn puss before the second water break.

It’s an absolute that any skill position personnel offered to the secondary coach will bring two skillets on his wrists where hands should be attached.

The third absolute is new but gaining force as we speak. UT is the new wave of LB play and the secret appears to be teaching and coaching those positions is absolutely disallowed. In fact, it is recommended that any future applicants with LB backgrounds on their resumes be eliminated from consideration—this new wave of LB’ing shouldn’t be stifled with fundamentals and disclipline but should remain looking dazed and confused with that sweet lost and staggered body language we have come to recognize in our veterans every play each week.

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