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Scene: Filming of Korn/Ferry client solicitation video. Intern with camera phone kneels, shaking head in disbelief, while Director of HR speaks to the talent...
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"Jed when you're ready! Just talk about Korn/Ferry and your specific role as a world leading executive athletics recruiter! Quiet on set for the rainmaker."
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Take 1
"Nice! Love the energy. A little less terror and discomfort and this time, let's try some words! But definitely something we'll want to put up!"
Take 2
"No idea what you're talking about! But you spoke! Tremendous improvement. Let's run it again. This time, let's turn off the vibrator being humped by a hornet under your desk. Had a smidgen of feedback over your nonsensical and meandering corporate babble. When you're ready...3...2...1"
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Take 3
"Was that alright? Nailed it! Especially when you ended the video asking us if it was alright. Polished. Now let's post all three confidence-shattering videos on this Youtube thing far from public scrutiny. Eventually, we may even open up a FaceSpace MyBook account linked to Twiddles. We also took out an ad in the Bergen County Daily Penny Shopper."
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Jed is also a featured writer on The Bleacher Report, The Panda Express of sports writing. A media vehicle which serves as a stronger argument against pure democracy than the Federalist Papers. And a fine venue for an elite sports management practice seeking brand definition. Jed has 23 medals for Hot Reads!
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This search is in good hands.