Scene: Filming of Korn/Ferry client solicitation video. Intern with camera phone kneels, shaking head in disbelief, while Director of HR speaks to the talent...
"Jed when you're ready! Just talk about Korn/Ferry and your specific role as a world leading executive athletics recruiter! Quiet on set for the rainmaker."
"Nice! Love the energy. A little less terror and discomfort and this time, let's try some words! But definitely something we'll want to put up!"
"No idea what you're talking about! But you spoke! Tremendous improvement. Let's run it again. This time, let's turn off the vibrator being humped by a hornet under your desk. Had a smidgen of feedback over your nonsensical and meandering corporate babble. When you're ready...3...2...1"
"Was that alright? Nailed it! Especially when you ended the video asking us if it was alright. Polished. Now let's post all three confidence-shattering videos on this Youtube thing far from public scrutiny. Eventually, we may even open up a FaceSpace MyBook account linked to Twiddles. We also took out an ad in the Bergen County Daily Penny Shopper."
Jed is also a featured writer on The Bleacher Report, The Panda Express of sports writing. A media vehicle which serves as a stronger argument against pure democracy than the Federalist Papers. And a fine venue for an elite sports management practice seeking brand definition. Jed has 23 medals for Hot Reads!
This search is in good hands.