Pre-Order Smart Texas Basketball 2017 Now

It took several months, two writers, and several bottles of liquor, but Smart Texas Basketball 2017 comes out on Monday, October 23rd and is available for pre-order through Amazon and iTunes for $4.99 now. If you have a Kindle, we’ve got you; if you have an iPad or a Mac, we’ve got you; if you have a MS-DOS machine, we have many questions but most importantly we can probably translate the book to ASCII art for a fairly substantial fee.

Amazon Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076C69PQQ?ref_=pe_2427780_160035660

iTunes Link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/smart-texas-basketball-2017/id1295457803?ls=1&mt=11

We cover last year, the current team, recruiting for next year, the offense, the defense, we delve into the ever-changing NBA Draft and how it could impact Texas, we look at the non-conference schedule, the conference schedule, and make our Big 12 picks. We also make a lot of Game of Thrones jokes, Kentucky paying players jokes, and there’s even a DJ Mel hologram cameo. There are tables and play charts and more tables and a math equation for the nerds with a sense of humor. If you want it — and by ‘it’ we mean basketball, specifically college, specifically the Big 12, and mostly about Texas Longhorns — we’ve covered it with varying degrees of accuracy. This is 46,000 words long, we did not fuck around. Or maybe we fucked around a lot, that’s up to you to decide.