Surprisingly, the Wuerfell Watch is not an Austrian waffle militia.
Nor is it an award to the weakest-armed system QB who can win a Heisman before 1990s defenses understand spread offense principles.
It’s a community service award and our own Sam Acho is a prior winner (2010 - the world needs more Achos).
The candidate must have a >3.0 GPA and an outstanding record of community service.
And no slight to Collin, but if you think we have too many watch lists, well, you may have a point.
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