Greg Brown posted a fairly innocuous tweet today and hang on
Come on, computer, enhance!
DAMMIT I SAID ENHANCE
Look at that hair.
Wallow in it.
Luxuriate in it.
That hair is pure beauty. Shaka Smart spent this offseason learning that his coaching power is in his hair like black Sampson and Texas is going undefeated. He’s going to cut down the nets with an afro that puts Jarrett Allen to shame, put your money on Texas now and thank me when they win a 16-team COVID tourney in August to take the title.
P.S. Texas hired an assistant coach.