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Texas Pregamer: Kansas State

...But her EMAWs!!!

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Iowa State

Alright ya bunch of Turkeys, read this ISU preview!

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: WVU

"I’ll light the fire. You place the couch on the porch today" - Crosby, Stills, Stills, & Young

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Oklahoma State

We’re so squarely in SPOOKY SZN it’s...spooky

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Baylor

28 players, 14 staff test positive for Baylor — I guess this game is happening? #SickEm

By Kyle Carpenter

Texas Pregamer: OU HATE WEEK

Whatever time you read this: OU Still Sucks!

By Kyle Carpenter

Texas Pregamer: TCU

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Texas Tech

Tech may not make a bowl game, but they are pushing for the Fauci Cup

By Kyle Carpenter

Texas Pregamer: UTEP

An Opener that Texas should win...handily

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Remember the Alamo (Bowl)

Sam has on a coonskin cap and was overheard saying "you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas"

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Texas Tech

Chancellor’s Spurs? More like the ‘Todd Orlando has worked for both coaches Thanksgiving Gravy Bowl’

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Baylor

There’s Still a Silver Lining to beating Baylor

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Iowa State

It’s cold in Ames, but the takes are hot in herre

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Kansas State

‘A Wild 2-star appeared! Go EMAW!’

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: TCU

A Spooky, Sweaty, Spectacular

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Kansas

Rock! The Jayhawk of angry men. Chalk! The stuff Les skips to eat the grass.

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: HATE WEEK - OU

"Why those sorry bastards, I don’t trust ‘em on anything." - DKR

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: West Virginia

Country Roads, Take this "L"

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Oklahoma State

Party in the front, Party in the back

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Rice

This one should be a hoot!

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: LSU

Game Day is in Austin, and this one has us all tingly...

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Louisiana Tech

Longhorn Nation. Weeeeee’re Baaaaaack!

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Sugar Bowl: Georgia

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Red River 2—Electric Boogaloo

And this time, it’s PERSONAL

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Kansas

Only Grass between the Horns and the Big 12 Title Game

By Kyle Carpenter

Texas Pregamer: Iowa State

You missed us?

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: OSU

The Horns face Gundy S. Pumpkins in a Spooky, Hallow’s Eve preview. "Any Quessstions?"

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: Baylor

By Kyle Carpenter

Texas Pregamer: Red River Showdown

It’s OU Hate week. It’s bigger than you, me, or DEFINITELY Kyler

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: KSU

Will Bill Snyder dig into his bag of alchemy for another purple spell in Manhattan?

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake

Texas Pregamer: TCU

You are beautiful enough to sing YOUR song

By Kyle Carpenter

Texas Pregamer: USC

By Kyle Carpenter and VY Pump Fake