Former Longhorn RB Joe Bergeron Transfers to Texas A&M

- Commerce.

Not The University of Texas A&M-; Mass Delusion located in College Station.

Because it's a Division II school, Bergeron will be immediately eligible and has already been practicing with the Lions.

A&M-Commerce;'s version of Memorial Stadium holds 13,500 - a far cry from DKR's 100,119. Their schedule features Angelo State, East Texas Baptist, Eastern New Mexico and a Montessori in Plano. So there is some overlap with the Texas A&M; Aggies schedule.

When I went looking for details on where Bergeron sits on the depth chart, the A&M-Commerce; SID had this pithy summation of their most recent practices. Here is that report in its absolute entirety:

Commerce football team completed its third, fourth and fifth practices of the preseason and first ones of 2014 with shoulder pads on.

Half the team went through morning drills on the turf with shoulder pads on, while the other half lifted weights Saturday. After lunch and positional meetings, the two groups flip-flopped. Sunday the team started the day with lunch and meetings before taking to the turf at 7 p.m. Monday morning it was Group A back on the field bright and early at 8 a.m. for a workout. The Lions will suit up in full pads for the first time during the preseason Tuesday morning.

Those silver-tongued devils really do paint a picture.

The 2014 Longhorn Football Prospectus: Thinking Texas Football