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The Week That Will Be: Championship Saturday
The Horns are done, but the games go on.
The Week That Will Be: Til Gabriel Blows His Horn
The unthinkable happened. Again. The good news is there is nowhere to go but up.
The Week That Will Be: Wayward Sons
The Horns have been dust in the wind for a month — it is time to get it right.
The Week That Will Be: Deja BU
Texas lost and even the damn animal kingdom is pissed about it. Who is going to do something about it?
The Week That Will Be: Thriller Night
The Horns head to Waco in a fight for their season.
The Week That Will Be: Work in Progress
We wanted to skip that whole rebuild thing...but its here.
The Week That Will Be : Red River Nightmare
After a disastrous loss in Dallas, the Horns return home with one goal in mind...getting back to DFW.
The Week That Will Be: Cattle Call
The Horns face their old nemesis TCU this weekend...these are the games Steve Sarkisian was brought in to win.
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The Week That Will Be: Twilight’s Last Gleaming
The Horns begin Big 12 conference play...for the last time?
The Week That Will Be: Rice Fixes Everything
The Horns find themselves this week seeking the 21st century’s greatest elixir — Rice.
The Week That Will Be : 4th and 3
The plot lines change. But Texas and Arkansas does not.
The Week That Will Be: Tis the Damn Season
Once again Texas has the best view of Championship weekend — from their couch.
The Week That Will Be: Carry On Wayward Son
After a disastrous Black Friday, the Horns find themselves playing out the string not only for the season and perhaps bigger than that.
Texas Pregamer: Iowa State
Alright ya bunch of Turkeys, read this ISU preview!
The Week That Will Be: Til I Collapse
The last home game of the year brings big ramifications.
The Week That Will Be: Bueller?
The Horns get an unexpected bye week because 2020 is the worst. But we pick games until there are no games left to pick. Which may be next week.
The Week That Will Be: Georgia on My Mind
The Longhorns win. Don’t ask how they won. They won.
Texas Pregamer: WVU
"I’ll light the fire. You place the couch on the porch today" - Crosby, Stills, Stills, & Young
The Week That Will Be: Buying In
The Longhorns will face an up and down West Virginia team this week. Insert Spiderman meme here.
Texas Pregamer: Oklahoma State
We’re so squarely in SPOOKY SZN it’s...spooky