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6:05
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HenryJames: First! |
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6:06
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HenryJames: Try it now, Eyes. |
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6:08
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HenryJames: Did you get the link at your BC account? |
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6:11
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HenryJames: Check your email. |
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6:12
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HenryJames: Nice play by Chykie. |
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6:12
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HenryJames: I sent you the link. |
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6:13
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HenryJames: Three and out. |
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6:16
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HenryJames: That looked past the line of scrimmage. |
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6:16
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ArmTackler: no flag? |
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6:16
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HenryJames: Damn. Coming back. |
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6:17
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HenryJames: You know your defense is slow when Chris Ogbannaya outruns you. |
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6:18
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ArmTackler: the rule is your entire body has to be over the line of scrimmage |
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6:18
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HenryJames: Wow. |
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6:18
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ArmTackler: nice, I’ll take it |
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6:20
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HenryJames: There’s always black dudes up my street looking at their cars, but I don’t think they’re using STP. |
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6:21
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ArmTackler: ”Not every Happy Hour takes place at a bar” |
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6:22
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HenryJames: Ha. Dude got planted. |
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6:22
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ArmTackler: Aaron Williams is a stud. |
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6:23
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HenryJames: This ain’t intramurals, uncle! |
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6:24
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ArmTackler: nice hair, #75 |
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6:24
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HenryJames: Jimmy Snuka recovered it. |
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6:25
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Mingus: I think they’re fielding their All-American Hacky Sack team |
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6:25
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ArmTackler: that dude that sings, “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” is playing RT |
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6:25
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ArmTackler: I mean Center |
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6:27
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HenryJames: Our DE shouldn’t be covering that. |
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6:28
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ArmTackler: can’t believe we fell for that gimmicky crap |
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6:29
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HenryJames: Is Scott FDIC insured? |
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6:29
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Mingus: Good thing they just raised the cap |
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6:30
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HenryJames: Ha. Fag. |
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6:32
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ArmTackler: Israel Kamakawiwo’le: “It’s okay little kicker dude, hang loose bra.” |
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6:33
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ArmTackler: I think I see a guy getting a h-job up there. |
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6:33
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HenryJames: I think so. I’ll contact Ripley. |
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6:35
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SizzleChest: Hi! |
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6:35
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Mingus: I can’t drink enough to make these call guys sound intelligent |
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6:37
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SizzleChest: you pretty much need to find a vein |
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6:38
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HenryJames: ”Cosby squeezes the pig.” Was that a masturbation reference? |
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6:39
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HenryJames: Is that a commercial for The Hills? |
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6:41
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Mingus: Glad I picked OSU to cover. Up 21-0 on Aggy. |
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6:41
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HenryJames: Jim Knox looks like Robocop. |
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6:41
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Mingus: Someone wants the starting job. |
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6:41
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ArmTackler: Chris OMG! |
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6:42
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ArmTackler: not another “roommates” reference |
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6:42
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ATXHornsFan: shipley!! |
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6:44
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HenryJames: We’re going to start teeing off on Hawkins. |
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6:44
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ArmTackler: release the hounds. |
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6:44
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Mingus: My prediction? Pain. |
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6:44
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ATXHornsFan: I want to see a replay of Orakpo running Scott down from behind on the gadgety pass play |
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6:45
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ArmTackler: now they’re just looking for a couple up there on the mountain |
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6:45
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HenryJames: I bet Orakpo could cover Drew Kelson covering Reggie Bush. |
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6:45
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ATXHornsFan: In colorado it might be 2 guys. I say keep the camera in the stadium |
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6:46
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ATXHornsFan: crushed. |
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6:46
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ArmTackler: or a guy and another mammal |
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6:47
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ATXHornsFan: Dan can’t think of anything to say |
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6:47
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HenryJames: Hawkins is throwing off his back foot. |
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6:47
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Mingus: I think Westlake could hang with CU right now |
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6:47
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HenryJames: Hawkins gets that same look when the board doesn’t break during his karate demo. |
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6:49
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ATXHornsFan: Westlake lost again last night. They are 1-4 |
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6:49
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Mingus: Like I said. |
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6:49
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HenryJames: I’ll take ‘How not to get Cody Johnson the ball for $100 Alex.’ |
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6:49
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ATXHornsFan: cold Mingus. cold |
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6:50
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Mingus: Colt gained 15 pounds. All in his dick. |
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6:50
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HenryJames: We can name the score. |
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6:50
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ATXHornsFan: absolut sends his regards. He’s in FW at Amon Carter. |
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6:51
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ATXHornsFan: Name the score? How about 71-14 |
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6:51
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HenryJames: McCoy and Shipley are the Romulus and Remus of Abilene. |
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6:52
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Mingus: eleventybillion to 6 |
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6:53
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ArmTackler: when are they going to stop pretending that Fozzy’s hurt |
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6:54
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ATXHornsFan: Chis OMG keeps playing like he has so far Fozzy won’t see to much |
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6:54
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Mingus: Fozzy = Shipley? |
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6:54
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ATXHornsFan: No. They aren’t roommates |
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6:55
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ATXHornsFan: Jim Knox. He was goose when he was here, and he is a bigger goose now. |
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6:55
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HenryJames: No one knows how to put weight on a player like Jeff Madden. |
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6:55
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Mingus: I think I bought my car from Jim Knox |
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6:56
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ArmTackler: Dave is so crushing on Colt. |
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6:56
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ATXHornsFan: T |
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6:57
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kchorn04: I did not realize something was being reviewed. I thought it was just a chance to talk about Colt. |
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6:57
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ATXHornsFan: Your comment has been so long I couldn’t remember what they were reviewing. And I am already tired of that fat face |
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6:57
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ArmTackler: So what you’re saying is, there are no shortcuts to greatness, period. |
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6:57
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HenryJames: Lapham had to drop a deuce. |
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6:58
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ATXHornsFan: That was a RARE drop by QC |
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6:58
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HenryJames: Shit! |
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6:58
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ATXHornsFan: F!!!! |
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6:59
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ArmTackler: It’s a Piss Yellow Out. |
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7:01
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ATXHornsFan: We need to hold to 3 here. Let’s see what MusCHAMP does with this challenge. |
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7:01
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ATXHornsFan: Texas A&M scored. 21-7 |
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7:04
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Mingus: Hold much? |
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7:04
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ATXHornsFan: MUCH HOLDING. More than that chick on the mountain in El Paso |
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7:04
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HenryJames: There’s a limit on the number of people who can post their comments in this software. If you can’t get through, just post your comments on the blog. |
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7:04
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kchorn04: I am f@cking Solder! |
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7:06
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HenryJames: Ha. |
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7:06
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ArmTackler: Red zone D all year has been money. |
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7:06
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Mingus: Juuuust a bit outside |
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7:07
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ArmTackler: :Wow, what a load.” |
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7:07
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Mingus: I imagine it’s hard to make those kicks wearing Birkenstocks |
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7:07
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ATXHornsFan: Vandy up 14-13 |
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7:08
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ArmTackler: clever playcalling |
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7:08
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HenryJames: Why did we run it three straight? |
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7:09
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ATXHornsFan: Because GJ wants to keep them off=balance. NICE |
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7:10
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HenryJames: That dude in the vest went to CU. |
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7:11
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ArmTackler: I’m sure they’re just keeping the playcalling vanilla, yeah, that has to be it. |
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7:12
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ATXHornsFan: f**k |
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7:12
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HenryJames: I don’t think Roy Miller saw him. |
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7:13
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ATXHornsFan: Ya. Roy just didn’t see it |
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7:13
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ATXHornsFan: nice catch by the ball boy. Cu’s 3rd completion |
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7:14
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ATXHornsFan: MUCK with the nice shoulder lick |
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7:14
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ArmTackler: look what I found |
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7:15
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HenryJames: Great play by Beasley. |
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7:15
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ATXHornsFan: Loss of 2 nice. |
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7:16
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ATXHornsFan: Norton staying home and playing good. That was a really good defensive play. |
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7:16
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HenryJames: Our defense is good. |
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7:17
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ATXHornsFan: We need to give Muschamp a raise next week. Does Deloss blog here? |
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7:17
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HenryJames: Ha x 3. |
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7:17
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ATXHornsFan: MISSED Again |
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7:17
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ArmTackler: 3 for 3 |
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7:17
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HenryJames: The Fixx fucking sold out to Toyota. |
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7:17
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Mingus: Epic kicker fail |
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7:21
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[Comment From kchorn04] Houston is f’ing fast. |
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7:21
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[Comment From kchorn04] Smart D |
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7:21
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[Comment From kchorn04] Cerebral means white, right? |
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7:21
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[Comment From SizzleChest] The Fixx? |
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7:21
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[Comment From Bob in Houston] One nice thing… the RBs no longer fall backward when hit. I still have dreams of Quentin Griffin gaining two more yards every time he went down. |
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7:21
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[Comment From Chris Simms] UT needs a new RB coach. |
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7:22
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HenryJames: I think I’ve figured out how to approve comments. |
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7:22
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[Comment From SizzleChest] WTF? |
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7:23
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ATXHornsFan: I’m lost Might be the beer. Switching to tequila at the half. |
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7:23
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[Comment From SizzleChest] now you can fuck Barbara Feldon |
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7:23
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ATXHornsFan: Coverage sack? |
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7:24
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ArmTackler: Chockie Brown. |
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7:25
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[Comment From kchorn04] I thought punting was a question before the first game. |
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7:26
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ATXHornsFan: Hey, Barbara Feldon is absolutely out-of-bounds. That’s 15 and a first down |
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7:26
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HenryJames: Ok St has scored on an interception return and a punt return. |
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7:26
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[Comment From SizzleChest] it’s been answered. |
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7:26
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ATXHornsFan: I like the text chick |
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7:27
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[Comment From kchorn04] Johnson |
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7:27
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[Comment From ChrisApplewhite] Is the OSU/A&M score still 14-0? |
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7:27
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[Comment From superfluous] put a helmet on Donna Howard and those ringlets look like dreds |
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7:27
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HenryJames: 21-7 Ok St. |
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7:28
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[Comment From mia1994] 28-7 |
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7:28
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Mingus: Muck is blowing shit up |
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7:28
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[Comment From mia1994] A&M QB has thrown two pick-6s |
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7:28
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ATXHornsFan: 28-7 |
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7:28
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ArmTackler: Let’s tap the brakes on how great our Defense is-it should be 14-9. |
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7:29
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ATXHornsFan: Good call Arm. If this was OU, we |
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7:29
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ATXHornsFan: we would be down 21-14 |
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7:29
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[Comment From ChrisApplewhite] If we’re playing teh should game, it should be 14-6 |
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7:30
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ArmTackler: because FGs only count for 2 pts now? |
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7:31
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[Comment From kchorn04] The D got pushed to the 20 by an INT. We are good on D. More worried about our O-Line now. |
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7:31
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[Comment From SizzleChest] I prefer unabated acceleration |
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7:31
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ATXHornsFan: They are following this blog now. Maybe the commentary will improve. |
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7:32
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[Comment From mia1994] Does a 44 yard miss count as a “should”? |
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7:32
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[Comment From mia1994] Doesn’t matter, the point is our D is on friggen fire |
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7:32
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HenryJames: Colorado has 5 first downs and 99 total yards. |
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7:32
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ATXHornsFan: When was the last time we threw a pass? |
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7:33
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ArmTackler: Don’t get me wrong, I like how our D has improved since Game 1. I’m not worried about our D. I’m worried about our inability to establish the run. |
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7:33
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ATXHornsFan: Chris OMG is now the official starter. |
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7:33
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ArmTackler: Chris O = Career night |
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7:34
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HenryJames: Sweet play by OMG. Demarco Murray scored a td last week against TCU doing the same thing. |
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7:34
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ArmTackler: He’s got soft hands, Chris OMG |
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7:35
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ATXHornsFan: That was a great call. 2nd and short and the quick release. nice |
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7:35
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ATXHornsFan: facemask |
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7:36
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Mingus: Face rape? |
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7:36
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ATXHornsFan: colt is about to do dan hawkins |
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7:36
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ArmTackler: It was supposed to be a Black Out tonight, so they wore Gold. |
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7:36
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HenryJames: Colorado students should go protest the WTO or something. |
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7:37
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ATXHornsFan: chris omg |
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7:37
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HenryJames: OMG! LOL! |
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7:37
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ATXHornsFan: there are some seriously hot girls in the stands. |
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7:37
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ArmTackler: Too. Much. OMG. |
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7:38
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ATXHornsFan: ”Knoxie”. I had a vomit burp. |
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7:38
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[Comment From kchorn04] It is always a blackout in Boulder. |
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7:38
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[Comment From SizzleChest] Mammy! |
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7:38
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ArmTackler: what’s the over/ under on how many bong hits Knox-y has had in the stands |
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7:39
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Mingus: None. contact high |
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7:39
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ATXHornsFan: I think the CU kids are smart enough to not waste any good stuff on that honkin goose |
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7:40
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ATXHornsFan: Pick 6 coming |
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7:41
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[Comment From Bobby Jack Akina] What kind of college student throws away a free t-shirt? |
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7:41
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[Comment From mia1994] A&M: 5 TOs at half |
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7:41
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[Comment From Scipio Tex] Chris O’s greatest game as a Longhorn in one half. Nice. |
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7:41
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[Comment From kchorn04] Cody Hawkins is 4′8. |
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7:42
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ATXHornsFan: A CU student who has smoked 2 ounces and drank a half a case. Since the game started |
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7:43
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[Comment From Scipio Tex] He’s actually a less athletic Peter Gardere. |
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7:43
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[Comment From kchorn04] I like the cameramen for FSN. |
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7:44
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[Comment From superfluous] Hawkins has the steely gaze of a bedwetter right now. |
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7:44
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ATXHornsFan: half. |
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7:45
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HenryJames: I think we’ll probably bring it up. |
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7:47
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[Comment From BrickHorn] I hate the fact that the 1300 broadcast is 2 seconds ahead of my Fox Sports feed. The disconnect has forced me to succumb to an hour and a half of earraping from Dave Lapham. |
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7:48
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HenryJames: Warm beef salad from Little Thailand, ftw. |
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7:48
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[Comment From ChrisApplewhite] He is like a coach on the field. All of them are. Everyone is a coach on the field. |
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7:49
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[Comment From kchorn04] “You have been south until you have been to Texas.” Yes, we all know how easy going those Bama guys were. |
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7:51
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[Comment From superfluous] My Dad, The Coach. Mac = MacDaddy. With him we get the red-headed kid who touches the ball inappropriately. |
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7:57
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[Comment From ChrisApplewhite] If we could run the ball I’d put us with any team in the country |
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7:58
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[Comment From ChrisApplewhite] but eventually colt is going to go 13-25 and we’ll lose |
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7:59
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[Comment From Aggie Fan] I hear ya, CA. If the Ags could run the ball, pass the ball, hold on to the ball, tackle the opposing player carrying the ball or recognize the ball, I’d put us with any team in the country. |
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8:00
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[Comment From Sasha is a Longhorn Dog] Have faith, Chris. Don’t be such a downer |
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8:01
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[Comment From Sasha is a Longhorn Dog] which, yeah, our running sucks. it doesn’t help that they onlt seem to be running sideline to sideline. but what do i know? |
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8:03
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[Comment From Guest] a lot actually….our guys don’t know how to run a stretch play. |
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8:04
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[Comment From superfluous] “And so often, Kirk, you know . . . ‘Son of a Coach’ . . . they know how to play the game.”-Brent M., calling the Vandy/Auburn game as we speak. |
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8:07
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HenryJames: 35-7 Ok St |
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8:08
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HenryJames: Vanderbilt beat Auburn 14-13. Auburn missed an xtra point. |
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8:10
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Mingus: I wish Jim Knox would run in front of that damn buffalo |
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8:10
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[Comment From kchorn04] That is Mrs. Hawkins to you, Mingus. |
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8:11
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Mingus: oh, so Colt is 14-18. I see why we’re running so much now |
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8:12
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HenryJames: We got lucky on that play. Colorado only rushed 4. |
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8:12
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Our running game would be very effective if only the rules of football allowed 7 downs. |
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8:13
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[Comment From Guest] bubbles |
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8:13
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[Comment From kchorn04] Jordan Shipley is trying to Davis-proof the O. |
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8:13
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[Comment From Sasha is a Longhorn Dog] where is Johnson? did i miss something with him? |
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8:14
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[Comment From The Dude] “Johnson?” |
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8:14
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[Comment From Guest] intersting |
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8:15
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[Comment From SizzleChest] Cody |
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8:18
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HenryJames: Our short passing game is our running game. |
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8:18
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[Comment From The Dude] You mean “coitus?” |
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8:19
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Our short running game is also our running game. |
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8:20
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Our line is getting schooled. WTF? |
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8:21
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Mingus: At least CU’s defense is playing Division I football |
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8:24
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ATXHornsFan: nice work by the coach’s son |
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8:24
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[Comment From kchorn04] Hawkins is lucky he is the coach’s son. |
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8:25
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ATXHornsFan: close to not good. |
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8:25
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HenryJames: The other defender broke on the ball. |
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8:26
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ATXHornsFan: nice reach by cj |
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8:28
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Mingus: Can Sherrod please get some reps soon? |
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8:28
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[Comment From SizzleChest] Excellent job by Johnson |
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8:29
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ATXHornsFan: aggies down 43-14 |
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8:29
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ATXHornsFan: 42-14. typo |
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8:29
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[Comment From BrickHorn] 28-0. Just imagine how much more one-sided this game would be if we ran a couple of plays out of the Q Package. |
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8:30
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[Comment From SizzleChest] Davis hasn’t abadoned the Q package completely. He just changed it so when a player gets a first down, they say [Quagmire]Awww-right![/Quagmire] |
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8:30
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ATXHornsFan: The surge is coming. Our superior conditioning will create a tsunami-like blast on the next offensive possession, burying the buffaloes in a 3 touchdowns in 3 offense series blast |
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8:30
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Mingus: Thanks Bill Little. |
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8:31
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ATXHornsFan: As the sun sets gently in the west, casting a burnt orange glow…. |
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8:32
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Mingus: Get that weak tot action out of here |
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8:33
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[Comment From BrickHorn] That’s gotta be 6 batted balls. |
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8:33
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[Comment From kchorn04] Cody Hawkins is 12 inches tall. |
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8:33
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ATXHornsFan: chykie with nearly a big one |
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8:34
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[Comment From BrickHorn] More batted balls than a taint-spanking party at the School for the Blind. |
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8:36
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[Comment From mia1994] classy |
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8:37
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ATXHornsFan: that sucks. |
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8:37
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Mingus: Pick #2 |
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8:37
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Bad luck. |
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8:37
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ArmTackler: Irby wouldn’t have dropped that. |
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8:37
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ATXHornsFan: We miss Irby |
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8:38
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[Comment From Sasha is a Longhorn Dog] CATCH THE BALL |
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8:38
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Nice D, Earl. |
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8:38
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HenryJames: We’re so much better at man. |
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8:38
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ArmTackler: coverage has been good all night |
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8:38
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ATXHornsFan: that was a really nice pass. way to work it cody |
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8:39
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HenryJames: Try a field goal! |
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8:39
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ArmTackler: Cody is as tall as Todd Reising, when he’s wearing heels. |
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8:39
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Mingus: ”Sacks are sexy” |
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8:39
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ATXHornsFan: Cody with the coach’s son execution. doink coming |
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8:39
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Grounding. |
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8:40
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ATXHornsFan: Look at the smiles on the faces of our defense. That is pretty f-ing cool. Been a long time |
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8:40
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[Comment From kchorn04] They are going to try to draw us offsides twice. If not, Goodman! |
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8:41
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ArmTackler: in front of Ryan Palmer |
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8:42
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ATXHornsFan: go wild buffs! get out the champagne! |
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8:42
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HenryJames: Palmer had good coverage. |
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8:42
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[Comment From Sasha is a Longhorn Dog] crap |
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8:42
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Nothing Palmer could do. That was a nice offensive play. |
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8:42
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ArmTackler: 42-21, Okie Lite |
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8:42
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Mingus: So much for the no-no |
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8:43
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ATXHornsFan: I hope that pisses Colt off and he lights their ass up |
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8:43
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ArmTackler: It’s a Gold-Out. |
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8:44
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[Comment From SizzleChest] I hear mulatto blond chicks from CU |
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8:44
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ArmTackler: In My Own Words with Ricky Williams, ha. |
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8:45
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ArmTackler: ”vertical-ity”?!? |
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8:45
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HenryJames: OMG! |
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8:45
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ArmTackler: Chris OMG!!! |
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8:45
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[Comment From mia1994] “Verticality” |
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8:45
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ATXHornsFan: let’s go Colt |
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8:45
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[Comment From mia1994] OMG |
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8:45
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ArmTackler: 1, 2, OMG |
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8:46
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ATXHornsFan: shit. How many yards for #3? |
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8:46
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[Comment From hornsob] perhaps a “roller coaster” |
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8:46
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[Comment From mia1994] OMG 20yds + that |
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8:47
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[Comment From hornsob] a “roller coaster” of emotions for cu |
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8:47
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HenryJames: Cody Johnson is an excellent blocker. |
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8:47
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[Comment From superfluous] bad if that goes through the endzone |
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8:47
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Wow. Lucky bounce on the fumble. |
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8:47
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[Comment From Guest] 75 for chris |
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8:47
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ArmTackler: 75 on the ground, 115 receiving for OMG |
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8:47
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HenryJames: Nice. |
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8:47
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ATXHornsFan: push. 6 |
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8:47
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[Comment From hornsob] yeah. always use protection. like a second arm |
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8:47
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ArmTackler: shove it in there |
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8:48
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[Comment From hornsob] that’s not even fair. |
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8:48
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ATXHornsFan: That reminded me of my colonoscopy |
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8:48
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ArmTackler: hopefully he used more lube |
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8:49
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ATXHornsFan: I was a virgin. There wasn’t such thing as “enough lube” |
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8:49
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[Comment From SizzleChest] all dudes, huh? |
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8:49
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[Comment From Poor Aggies] nice scrum |
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8:50
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ArmTackler: Hooters. Famous for wings. |
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8:50
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ATXHornsFan: Scrum - good call. |
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8:50
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[Comment From kchorn04] I would expect more touches for Scott now per his contract. |
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8:50
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[Comment From BrickHorn] You left out the “ot.” But, I appreciate the compliment anyway. |
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8:50
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HenryJames: Hawkins is 13-32 passing. |
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8:51
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ArmTackler: so next week, does Chris OMG get the start? |
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8:51
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[Comment From mia1994] ouch |
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8:51
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[Comment From HydeHorns] Think about Gideon/Thomas in a year |
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8:51
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[Comment From Poor Aggies] Scott 3yd rushing |
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8:52
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HenryJames: Next week we’re starting Kenny Hayter. |
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8:52
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ArmTackler: I thought we were starting Byron Hanspard? |
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8:52
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[Comment From hornsob] poor Scott. I hope his momma really really loves her job. |
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8:52
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Mingus: Sneezy Beltran? |
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8:52
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Victor Ike. |
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8:52
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ATXHornsFan: nice catch by 21 |
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8:53
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ArmTackler: anybody see the Tech game |
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8:53
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[Comment From BrickHorn] No catch by 21. |
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8:53
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[Comment From hornsob] commentators give the kiss of death. This play shall be overturned. |
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8:54
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ATXHornsFan: Tech destroyed them. Freeman wasn’t good, and his receivers dropped 80% of the passes |
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8:54
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ArmTackler: if we can shore up our zone D, we can take Tech |
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8:54
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[Comment From hornsob] or not |
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8:54
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ATXHornsFan: SACKKKKKK |
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8:55
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ArmTackler: Corner blitz, nice |
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8:55
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HenryJames: Muschamp is a witch. |
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8:55
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ArmTackler: MusCAMP. |
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8:55
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ATXHornsFan: That chick with the mascot is hot |
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8:55
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ArmTackler: Will Muschamp is Chuck Norris, and vice versa. |
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8:56
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[Comment From mia1994] A switch hitting witch |
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8:56
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[Comment From BrickHorn] I loves me some corner blitz. |
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8:56
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[Comment From kchorn04] Hagan is going to cry about that before next year’s blow-out. |
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8:56
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[Comment From JohnConner] Muschamp looks like he wants to run right ito every celebration |
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8:57
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ArmTackler: looks like another Top 5 matchup for the Red River Shootout, err, “Rivalry” |
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8:57
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[Comment From mia1994] bullet in a bottle is cool |
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8:58
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ATXHornsFan: I can’t wait. Just pissed its an 11:00 start. But look for me. I’ll be in jeans, a burnt orange shirt, raybans, and eating a corny dog and drinking a beer in front of Gate 2 |
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8:58
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ArmTackler: CU: 2.9 yds per play |
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8:59
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[Comment From JohnConner] Its a fucking 11:00 AM start? |
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8:59
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[Comment From superfluous] Mizzou is lighting up Nebraska but looks beatable. Daniel has a problem with dry air, apparently. |
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8:59
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[Comment From JohnConner] I hadn’t looked - that fucking sucks. |
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8:59
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ATXHornsFan: Okie A&M 49, TX A&M 28. |
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9:00
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Mingus: 11am? This calls for chicken friend bacon and a shiner |
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9:00
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ArmTackler: Touch of Grey works man, I threw some in the other night and I swear, I picked up like 600 chicks, and screwed every last one of them. |
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9:01
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ArmTackler: And when I say “screwed”, I mean “totally brushed up against them in a crowded bar.” |
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9:01
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[Comment From BrickHorn] AT - If you leave a stain, it counts. |
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9:01
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HenryJames: Hypolite is majoring in Womens Studies. |
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9:01
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ArmTackler: ha! |
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9:02
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ArmTackler: Ogbananapeel |
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9:03
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[Comment From mia1994] Brick, you are on fire tonight |
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9:03
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ATXHornsFan: colt with the nice improv |
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9:03
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ArmTackler: Major looks 12. |
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9:03
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HenryJames: Teams cheat up on our bread and butter running play. We need to run something off of it. |
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9:04
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ArmTackler: like play action, which you never see |
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9:05
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[Comment From BrickHorn] Fucking Major. My wife noticed in 2 seconds that he’s wearing a wedding ring. I’ve been wearing a cockring for 8 years and she has no idea. |
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9:05
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[Comment From SizzleChest] we have a bread and butter running play? |
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9:06
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ArmTackler: we have a French Vanilla running play |
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9:06
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HenryJames: More like a cracker with margarine. |
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9:06
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ATXHornsFan: I’m pretty sure it is 11. That means you have to START with bloody maries and get a good tequila buzz by 10 |
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9:08
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ArmTackler: Quan Cosby is eligible for social security next year |
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9:09
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ArmTackler: the IOC is totally going to bust us on his age |
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9:09
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[Comment From major] Brick, tell her it’s more like a domestic partner kinda deal |
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9:09
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[Comment From Run Game Coordinator] Damn that didn’t work |
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9:10
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HenryJames: Quan Cosby spoke at John McCain’s high school graduation. |
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9:10
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ATXHornsFan: Thank you Hunter |
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9:10
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ArmTackler: and THAT’S how you kick a motherfarking field goal |
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9:11
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ArmTackler: Quan Cosby just found out he’s a great grandfather |
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9:11
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ArmTackler: nice, umm, hooters |
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9:12
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ATXHornsFan: Y’all are being really hard on Quan. When you get as old as me, he is young. Arm - with his hooters |
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9:12
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ArmTackler: It’s all done out of love ATX, Quan is has the “Quan” that Cuba Gooding Jr. never had |
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9:14
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[Comment From SizzleChest] Mike Huff |
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9:14
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ATXHornsFan: true dat Arm. I wish Huff would bitch slap “knoxie” for us |
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9:14
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ArmTackler: Dan “Inspector Gadget” Hawkins. |
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9:15
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HenryJames: We mugged Bobino. |
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9:15
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[Comment From Al Davis] I’m going to cut Michael Huff. |
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9:15
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[Comment From superfluous] scatback |
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9:15
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HenryJames: Aaron Williams with the forced fumble. |
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9:15
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ATXHornsFan: our ball |
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9:16
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ArmTackler: A-Williams. He’s the future. |
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9:17
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ATXHornsFan: Time for the surge with our over-powering conditioning |
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9:17
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ATXHornsFan: Nice stiff arm |
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9:17
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HenryJames: He’s the present. |
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9:18
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ArmTackler: Dear John Chiles, please put on another 10 pounds in the off-season, don’t lose a step, and be our next RB. Sincerely, Everyone. |
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9:18
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[Comment From Guest] Dear Mr. Chiles, a punt = a success. |
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9:18
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[Comment From SizzleChest] Ryan Palmer is the past |
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9:19
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HenryJames: Chiles collapses at contact. |
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9:19
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[Comment From Guest] We should go back to the future, get a-williams and bring him here. |
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9:19
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ArmTackler: nice moonwalk |
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9:19
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[Comment From mia1994] He should have tried a little verticality |
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9:19
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Mingus: Chiles just looks like he has zero motivation |
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9:20
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ArmTackler: Graham Harrell is the same size as Cody Hawkins. |
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9:21
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ATXHornsFan: Johnny C with a sweet play |
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9:21
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HenryJames: That’s on Chiles. |
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9:21
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ATXHornsFan: that really sucked. |
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9:22
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ArmTackler: North Carolina will limp into a BCS bid, because the ACC blows donkey nuts. |
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9:22
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[Comment From Guest] HAH HAH HAH HAH…..Is Sherrod Harris dead? |
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9:22
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[Comment From Guest] He wanted to set up a schweet punt |
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9:22
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HenryJames: UNC scored three tds off blocked punts and interceptions. |
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9:23
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ATXHornsFan: aggies down 56-28 |
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9:23
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HenryJames: Westlake has their own commercial? |
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9:23
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[Comment From Guest] Chiles - no instincts |
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9:23
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ArmTackler: W e need to find a place for Chiles on the field-can he punt? |
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9:24
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[Comment From Poor Aggies] yes |
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9:24
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ATXHornsFan: Arm, they are recruiting now that most of the former UT players live in Lake Travis ISD. Chaps are 1-4 and might win 3 more games this year |
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9:24
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ArmTackler: yeah, that’s why I ask if he can punt, because Garrett Gilbert will be our next starter |
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9:25
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[Comment From hornsob] meanwhile…..A&M may still be able to get to the national with 3 losses. |
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9:25
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[Comment From superfluous] where do they find these midgets? |
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9:25
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ATXHornsFan: Ya, and I can’t wait. Gilbert is a stud. |
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9:25
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HenryJames: Carnivals. |
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9:26
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ArmTackler: Barking Carnivals? |
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9:26
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ATXHornsFan: I like blonde CU chiks |
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9:26
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HenryJames: Yes. BraggOnUT is like Tom Thumb. |
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9:27
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ArmTackler: Was that Ryan Nunez? |
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9:27
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ATXHornsFan: RYAN NUNEZ! nice one |
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9:28
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ATXHornsFan: chicken shit flag |
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9:28
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[Comment From superfluous] Tiny Tim singing “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” |
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9:28
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Mingus: Da-rell Scott chant in the background |
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9:28
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HenryJames: His foot was out. |
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9:29
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ArmTackler: Westlake wouldn’t allow him to put a squiggly mark above the second “n”. |
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9:30
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ATXHornsFan: No doubt. That would be so unlike the Lake |
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9:31
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ArmTackler: that totally screws up our defensive ranking! |
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9:31
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ATXHornsFan: So will Dan bench Cody? |
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9:32
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ATXHornsFan: Mizzou up 31-7 in 2nd Q |
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9:32
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ArmTackler: Mizzou is GOOD. |
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9:32
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[Comment From Poor Aggies] oob |
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9:32
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ATXHornsFan: really good. they scare me |
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9:33
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ArmTackler: I hope we kick them right in the vinegar barbecue sauce. |
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9:33
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ATXHornsFan: RIGHT square in the show me state balls. |
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9:33
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HenryJames: Ha. |
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9:34
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HenryJames: No idea why we burned Jeremy Hills’ redshirt. |
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9:34
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[Comment From superfluous] Mizzou is not as good as you think. Ganz is a high-school quality quarterback, and Bo has no athletes on defense. |
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9:34
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Mingus: RB committee didn’t have enough for quorum |
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9:35
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ArmTackler: Illinois is pretty good |
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9:35
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ATXHornsFan: I don’t say that b/c of nebraska game. Just generally. HOOK EM HORNS! |
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9:35
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ArmTackler: 5 down. |
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9:36
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ATXHornsFan: IT IS 9:38 AND OU STILL SUCKS. MY FAVORITE DAY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL. SEE Y’ALL AT FAIR PARK. |
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9:38
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ArmTackler: So long everybody… |
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11:54
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ATXHornsFan said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Nice. Even if past line. Is that reviewable?
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
not past the line
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
A full yard past the line. Unbelievably bad call. I’ll take it.
Vasherized said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Oingo boingo nation.
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
his feet were behind the line when he released it
burnt orange dog said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
i thought it was any part of the qb’s body behind the line of scrimmage was the rule, not the ball. Looked like his feet were still behind.
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
told you so
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Boy, I take it back. Thought it was where the ball was. GREAT FREAKING CALL!!!!
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
foot crossed the line
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This is gonna be U-G-L-Y
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
We are going to just murder these guys.
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Orakpo trying to cover Scott. WTF?
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
was that cheerleader 30 yrs old?
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
what-a nice
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
If Vondrell had Cody’s field vision, he’d be a hell of a back.
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
If Cody had Vondrell’s speed, he’d be a hell of a back
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
not a very “Christian” move
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Speed doesn’t do you much good when you don’t wait for blocks and have no clue where to go with it.
HenryJames said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
No idea why we decided to run it 3 straight.
Chris Simms said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Running game sucks. Need new RB coach.
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
We used to bitch about Davis abandoning the run. Now we bitch about him abandoning the pass.
That was very mysterious.
HenryJames said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Look. Our defense is good.
Woody Bombay said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
We should pitch in tomorrow and send Goodman a muffin basket.
Bobby Jack Akina said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
14-9 if CU had a kicker.
kchorn04 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Don’t take our collective foot off of their throat. Knowing Mack, Chiles may come in here.
ChrisApplewhite said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Our OL is the the last thing that needs to come around, I think. We have the 290 pound, white versions of last years secondary in there.
Scipio Tex said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Jerrod Johnson has thrown 2 pick 6s.
OSU - 28, A&M - 7
BrickHorn said:
October 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Look. Our defense is good.
Our defense is “good” between the 20’s. It is fucking phenomenal in the red zone.
EyesOfTX said:
October 4th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Our OL has really stunk the place up tonight. This does not bode well for next week. Shit.
NickRivers said:
October 4th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
They need to get keep passing because the rushing game is awul right now. Get up 42-0 and then work on the running game.
Why do all the Colorado fans look like generic SEC fans? I want to see some diversity, dammit.
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Texas ball
Colt 45 said:
October 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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