And the dude isn't even in college. Anyway, former A&M and current Dallas Cowboy tight end Martellus Bennett pontificated on Thursday's game.
"We always beat Texas," Bennett said. "It wouldn't be an upset. Well, maybe this year it would be. But we expect to beat Texas, the yellowbellies.
"My brother knocked McCoy out a while back, and we call him Cart McCoy now."
As for whether the hit was legal, Martellus said: "Very legal. Colt McCoy, or Cart McCoy, is a pretty good player. But, hopefully, my brother gets some more hits on him."
Maybe now Texas will do something about it.