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Sooner's Olineman to Transfer

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In an event that is about as predictable as Scipio using an Ursicinus reference while attempting to pick up a Caesar's Palace cocktail waitress, the university of by God oklahoma has lost another offensive lineman to transfer.

Jason Hannan, a sophomore center and former Rivals 4 star from Waxahachie has elected to transfer for no particular reason outside of thinking that drinking his own vomit was an acquired taste he had no interest in acquiring. Leaves the gooners paper thin behind freshman Ben Habern, who likes his vomit served cold with a side of Jerry Schmidt's spittle.

Booma Soona