As some of you already know, Twitter is the single most important communication medium since smoke signals. It will have a greater effect on humanity than Velcro.
Our friend Peter Bean at Burnt Orange Nation has found himself caught up in a life and death, Ashton Kutcher-style Twitter competition: SB Nation
If he wins, he will receive many great accolades and prizes or something. Whatever. It's not important. What is important is he's a Horn so follow him here: PB_at_BON on Twitter
You can also find us here: Barking Carnival on Twitter
That is all.