Or a special teams player.
Stumbled upon this site tonight after clicking on one of our ads.
Anyway, check this out. While Joe Avezzano assures you this won't be a slap-dick operation, I'm not so sure.
Now we got chumps in pads:
Also, Bill Bates has a big ring:
Are you fucking kidding me? This is going to be pure gold. Jerry Jones is P.T. Barnum. Plus, you can catch some Deadliest Warrior episodes like Scipio. I've enlisted many Barkers to follow this and give us their impressions.