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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

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Seriously. What has this world come to when two altitude challenged people can't exchange hard earned currency for a twirl? When midget wrestlers can't get laid, then the terrorists have won.

Tragic to be sure. But this line is pure gold.


Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

I don't have the words. Thank goodness Fox news does.