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Texas becomes self-aware

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The SkyNet funding bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. SkyNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14am Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

A mere 12 years later...

On how to get D.J. Monroe into the game: That is another problem. We are so proud of him on kickoff returns, and he has done a great job, but you cannot just put him in and do things with him because it is a huge tendency. We looked at our tendencies over the first four weeks, and when he is in, you are trying to get it to him, so we are really trying to see where he fits other than just on kickoff returns.

From Mack Browns' press conference yesterday

Now Bob Stoops has to send Jerry Schmidt back in time to kill a young Major Applewhite or something.