1-1-09 The Sooners play for the national title in 7 days. I feel ill.
1-2-09 Just saw an ESPN Orange Bowl preview. No, I'm not crying. Don't be silly. You're probably crying. That's why you're accusing me of crying. Anyway, I have allergies.
1-3-09 Pulled down all of the rankings and in all of them, UT is clearly the superior academic school in all facets. Just FYI.
1-4-09 Furthermore, our state economy is not based on copper wiring theft, meth labs, and personal injury lawsuits.
1-4-09 We have a very robust GDP! Dozens of Fortune 500 companies, innovative technology, a prosperous citizenry, and we export considerable amounts of sorghum.
1-4-09 I feel better.
1-4-09 Fiesta ain't the Rose, but it will do. Phoenix is cool. (OU fan walks by with Horns down wearing a Boz jersey) YOU SIR - COME BACK HERE AND I WILL FISTFUCK YOU HARDER THAN YOUR UNCLE DID WHEN HE WAS YOUR SCOUTMASTER.
1-5-09 Quan! I'll miss that tough little guy. Oh well, at least we got the Fiesta win. We had a really good year.
1-6-09 Great year for our guys. What can you do? You have to be philosophical about it. In the big picture, college football mean nothing.
1-6-09 OU is going to win tomorrow. I RENOUNCE ALL BELIEF IN A JUST HIGHER POWER! THE HINDUS CONSISTENTLY GET IT RIGHT!
1-6-09 I'm absolutely confident that Florida will win. Tebow is money. Christ gives him powers, just like Colt.
1-7-09 Sooners lose! HA HA HA HA. Big Game Bob, you ass. They lost by 10 on a neutral field. Nice touch Lady Fate, you cruel masochistic bitch.
1-8-09 Could we have beaten Florida? Not sure.
1-9-09 It's silly to even ask yourself that.
1-10-09 Ha ha ha.
1-12-09 Probably not.
1-15-09 Can't believe I'm still thinking about this.
2-4-09 Jamarkus McFarland, you shall feel the power of the Mack Brown curse. I invoke it NOW.
2-5-09 Now I will hibernate...
5-28-09 Justin Chaisson. Typical Sooner. SCREW 'EM.
6-6-09 Oh, look - an Athlon magazine! Should I buy that piece of shit? Yes.
7-09-09 Phil Steele thinks we roll OU. That dude is smart. He owns lots of TVs, uses acronyms, and he writes with exclamation points.
7-26-09 7 Sooners on the 1st Team All-Big 12 team. Uh oh.
7-27-09 On second thought, forget the media. Why do I care about the opinions of people that used to dangle off of locker hooks in high school?
8-12-09 This is the year Christian Scott makes his move. Impact playa.
8-18-09 Team looked awesome in open practice. We flat out roll OU.
8-19-09 Lethargic today. I can't believe we're going to blow this season.
8-25-09 Can't wait for October 17th. Both teams will be undefeated and the winner will supplant Florida at #1 after LSU upsets them in Baton Rouge. Mark it down.
8-27-09 Bradford, Gresham, Beal vs. McCoy, Shipley, Kindle. Let's do this. I think we win a tight one. 34-31. I know our offense will carry us, just hope the D can come along. Special teams will be bleh as usual.
8-28-09 Damn. Kevin Wilson and Stoops are really confident about their OL.
8-30-09 Made Texas-OU hotel reservations. $550 a night for a Hilton Garden Inn is a bargain, IMHO. The drive over from Lewisville will be a pleasure.
9-1-09 Is Gresham really out?
9-2-09 Gresham's out! Fuck those guys. We win by 20.
9-3-09 I do feel bad for the kid. Seriously. He's a good player. Wish him the best.
9-4-09 Fuck Gresham and his weak joint composition.
9-4-09 OU rolls BYU tomorrow in Dallas by 30 and shows off to all of the DFW recruits. Assholes.
9-5-09 Glorious. HA HA HA! OU just lost to a team of guys who walk around in half sleeve dress shirts, clip-on ties, and bicycle helmets. Bradford is hurt. We will beat OU by 40.
9-6-09 Bradford isn't hurt that bad apparently. He'll be back in two weeks. Still, that OL is putrid. We should win by 14.
9-7-09 Bradford will never throw a ball again. They're talking amputation. Read it on Orangebloods. Keep it on the down low.
9-8-09 OU will go 5-7 and Sooner fans will buy out Bob Stoops' contract with their fraudulent worker's compensation claims.
9-13-09 Big Idaho St win - whatever.
9-20-09 Beat Tulsa 45-0. Huh. Well, we'll still win.
10-3-09 Sooners up 10-0 on Miami. They're going to blow the Hurricanes out!
10-3-09 Miami wins. OU sucks. We will roll them.
10-7-09 No way that Bradford plays. And if he does, he'll throw the ball like George Will.
10-10-09 OK, Bradford looked pretty good, but we'll still win. I'll say 27-17.
10-10-09 Jesus, our running game sucks. I can't believe Colorado is giving us trouble.
10-10-09 ^%^^&&^#@#!@#$#$%^% Greg Davis. Same old shit from you.
10-11-09 I can't believe we're going to lose to OU.
10-12-09 Brian Simmons is out. No way Broyles plays. We'll beat them in a tight defensive contest. 17-14.
10-13-09 I think we were holding back on O. Don't you? I think so. I really do.
10-14-09 Muschamp is going to skullviolate the OU O. Kindle! Acho! Earl Thomas!
10-15-09 Can't sleep. Are we going to lose? I have a bad feeling.
10-16-09 We destroy them. If they cross midfield against our defense, it will be a Hoylian miracle. Texas - 34, OU - 3.
10-17-09 11:00am kickoffs are worse than spoken word poetry.
10-17-09 I just saw a Sooner wearing crimson overalls and a Larry the Cable guy camo hat. These people are rubes.
10-17-09 Hey, look they're deep frying lard and then sprinkling powdered sugar on it. Nom nom nom. I will top it off with Jim Beam.
10-17-09 We will destroy them, take their women, and sell them to Algerian slavers for trinkets.
10-17-09 I'm going to throw up.
10-17-09 No, I'm not. This is the greatest day of my life.
10-17-09 Threw up. Just a little.
10-17-09 Games about to start - half orange, half crimson, adrenaline coursing, deafening noise, hate rising from the crowd like heat on August pavement.
10-17-09 I can't believe they're kicking it off to Shipley...