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Dez's dead, Baby. Dez's dead.

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Dez Bryant isn't really dead. But his college career is.

The NCAA ruled last night that will remain suspended for the rest of the season. Bryant was suspended originally because he lied about his relationship with Deion Sanders. Seems a tad severe.

Bryant wrote a letter of apology to the NCAA in which he claimed "that he jogged briefly with Sanders at a Texas athletics center without breaking a sweat and then went to Sanders' house for dinner but did not eat."

I believe you, Dez. Reminds me of one of my friends in high school. There was a keg party our sophomore year, and our coaches were pissed that some of the players attended. When they questioned my friend, he said he didn't drink because when he got there they had already run out of cups.