Full disclosure: I detest the Heisman. Even more than hipsters.
Except when a Longhorn wins.
Or uses a Downtown Athletic Club slight as motivation to drop a nuclear warhead on USC in the Rose Bowl and then dance around in confetti. I've been working on a soon-to-be-released magnum opus to demonstrate some of the more egregious winners over the years and doing the research has only made me hate Notre Dame and the award more.