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Clipper Cooper: The Truth About Soup Kitchens

What's up, skanks?

Last time I thought about Longhorn football, we were getting a game stolen by a bunch of floppy-banged NASCAR enthusiasts waving pom-poms like faggots, from a state with a GDP lower than Kandahar. I left after the 2nd quarter to hit Rodeo Drive. I guess we rallied. Whatever.