In dog bites man related news, star linebacker Brian Cushing has been suspended for four games by the NFL for a steroid or performance enhancing drug violation.
In the NFL, getting busted for steroids is tanatamount to being kicked out of a strip club for trying to pass off a baggie of creatine monohydrate as genuine blow. (I'm sure there's a Barker on here that can attest.)
Your offense has to be so egregious that it embarrasses the same league that allowed Tony Mandarich, Lyle Alzado, and a bevy of over-achieving meat heads to have playing weights in the 270's, only to drop down to 215 once they get in the broadcast booth.
No, I won't name names.
As for an illustration of what a steroid cocktail produced embarrassment looks like, I offer the following visual evidence.
It's also proof that God loves Vince Young. Like a son. (Thanks HenryJames)