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If you are not following the sports stylings of erstwhile Austin sportscasting legend Marvin Jenkins, you really should be. He's one of the funniest cats on all of television.

Latest example:

I don't mind sharing with you that we are currently in a bidding war with Comcast to procure the services of Mr. Jenkins.

We believe his video sports content will put the FanTake network over the top. And as one caviling member of the commentariat points out, not much got written today anyway. Apologies, Scipio and I were busy having cocktails with a member of the Mossad while working on the two-state solution.

And yes, I know his name is Mychal.

More tomorrow. Maybe.