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Eastern Washington Football Invents Tampax Turf

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What's black and white and red all over?

A football game played on this:

Here's what it will look like upon completion, ready for their opener against the Montana Grizzlies September 18th, 2010:

The project was jumpstarted by a 500K donation from color blind EWU Eagle alum and Tennessee Titan OL Michael Roos.

My suggested halftime show for the opener? Proto emo pop band Simply Red.

Some stadium name suggestions:

Eagle Stadium at Maxi-Pad Field

Custer's Last Stands

Ted Bundy Memorial

Eternal Happy Worker Meeting Six Year Plan Aggressively To Stifle Capitalist Running Dogs Wherever They May Be Found People's Complex

Suddenly....I FEEL EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE FOR NO GOOD REASON FIELD

Leatherface Coliseum at Murdered Drifter Field

The Menorrhagia-plex

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