[Sound of an entire equipment rack being hurled against a tile floor]
Mack: EVERYONE IN THIS SHOWER! ANYBODY AIN’T IN THIS SHOWER IN TEN SECONDS IS GONNA RUN A HUNDRED LADDERS! MAJOR!
Major: One Mississippi… Two Mississippi …Three Mississippi… Four Mississippi…
Mack: GET IN HERE! HURRY IT UP!
Major: Five Mississippi… Six Mississippi… Seven Mississippi… Eight Mississippi… Nine Mississippi… TEN MISSISSIPPI!
Mack: You guys {sighs}… Ya lollygag your way down the field on punt returns. Ya lollygag your way over to block the backside end. Ya lollygag your way back [hops around waving silly arms] to the line of scrimmage. You know what that makes you? Major?
Major: Lollygaggers!
Mack: Lollygaggers.
Mack: What’s our record Major?
Major: Four and three.
Mack: Four and Three. How did we ever win four?
Major: It’s a miracle!
Mack: It’s a miracle.
Mack: This… is a simple game. You pass the ball. You run the ball. You tackle the man with the ball. You got it!
Mack: Now we have got a five game home stretch starting Saturday.
Mack: Practice starts at 3 pm.