Willie Lyles, VP of Marketing
Apparently, Willie is feeling pretty chipper these days and has services to hawk.
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That #11 ranking was such a farce.
If Texas had Complete Scouting Services they wouldn't lose to OU so bad.
He also agrees with pretty much everybody here.
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I love the excuses. If they were recruiting so well over the past 3 years it wouldn't be that many Fr starting@jasonrmcdaniel @JeromeSolomon
I love the Internets.
Serious question, what is the latest on Willie, Oregon and the NCAA? With the deluge of improprieties reported in the last 12 months, it's easy to forget that at one point, it looked like Oregon was F'd in the A.
Is there any sort of investigation going on here? Is Jason Whitlock available to comment? Are there any special deals on Bourbon? I need to know.
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What a shameless, exploitative piece of shit that guy is.
On the other hand, he does offer his gratitude to God, so he has that going for him.
by Scipio Tex on Oct 10, 2025 5:25 PM CDT reply actions
Did he not roll over on L$U because they paid him upfront in cash?
by KilgoreTrout on Oct 10, 2025 5:35 PM CDT reply actions
Nice of him to acknowledge publicly that Texas wasn’t playing his dirty game.
by Blueshorn on Oct 10, 2025 5:38 PM CDT reply actions
1/5 of Makers Mark on sale at twin liquor for $22.
by B_rad on Oct 10, 2025 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Go by Specs in downtown houston on a Saturday morning and say hello to him. He hawks some nice appetizers.
by Groundhog Day on Oct 10, 2025 7:16 PM CDT reply actions
Mr. Lyles is water and vinegar and every thing douchey all at once.
by HornbyMarriage on Oct 10, 2025 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
I can’t think of any self-respecting Thai hooker who wouldn’t prefer the water and vinegar to Mr. Lyles, though.
by Walden Ponderer on Oct 11, 2025 6:08 AM CDT reply actions
Is he implying that OU has “Complete Scouting Services”?
Either way, I hope this scumbag gets hit by a bus.
by texasengr on Oct 11, 2025 9:14 AM CDT reply actions
The underdog rarely wins in this series.
Maybe if enthusiastic pollsters didn’t read “undefeated Texas” and feel obliged to give them a premature 11-ranking, we’d be less shocked at the degree of the loss.
by fevrier on Oct 11, 2025 12:09 PM CDT reply actions
I would still have bee shocked by the degree of the loss if we’d been unranked.
by Jake Lonergan on Oct 11, 2025 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
With all of the self-flagellation this week, this is probably well timed. As tough as it’s been from Saturday until now, the one thing certain to stop my yearly check to Longhorn Foundation is seeing our program featured in a Yahoo Sports feature. Kudos to our program’s leadership for having the integrity to keep that from happening.
by tx2step on Oct 11, 2025 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
Say, do Lyles provide reports on the kind of talent Old Freak Nasty look for?
by Tex Long on Oct 11, 2025 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
So Lyles didn’t think any of these players were good enough to play for Texas?
Jarvis Humphrey
Andre Jones
Ben Wells
Malcolm Williams
Nolan Brewster
Dan Buckner
Russell Carter
Greg Timmons
Garrett Gilbert
Aundre McGaskey
Tevin Mims
Tre Newton
Marcus Davis
Derek Johnson
Tariq Allen
Tray Allen
Garrett Porter
Thomas Ashcraft
Blaine Irby
Mark Buchanon
DeSean Hales
Jeremy Hills
Ahmard Howard
Dravantti Johnson
Barrett Matthews
Luke Poehlman
Eryon Barnett
That is 25+ players that are/should be 3rd+ year players on this team but who are either getting beat out by younger players or are no longer on the team.
I don’t remember hearing from any recruiting service, blogger or fan that any of these guys were reaches – or not Texas good, and I’d bet that Lyles felt the same way.
Every one of these guys was highly rated, highly coveted by other elite teams and Texas won some form of recruiting battle to get them to sign.
by Horncasting on Oct 11, 2025 5:44 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks for that Horncasting. It might just be anomaly compounded by lazy post-MNC recruiting, but our 2006, 2007, and 2008 classes didn’t exactly spew forth talent that everyone thinks Texas has. It is shocking how many busts there were, and how many that just never developed. These guys were top rated but not properly evaluated….obviously. 2007 being the worst year of all.
It’s why we went 5-7 last year. The players either stunk, weren’t developed properly, or both. It was clear Mack Brown was ready to ride off into the sunset on the shoulders of Colt McCoy in 2009 and cash it in. In 2008, I recall seeing him, Sally, and Deloss taking in a Longhorn basketball game the day before signing day…..that’s pretty telling how important recruiting was to him at that point.
I’m just glad he stayed away from cats like Lyles.
by Saltshaker on Oct 12, 2025 2:51 PM CDT reply actions

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