If you want a little ying in your ying yang, If you want a little zing in your zing zang, If you want a little ting in your ting tang come along. No, Nick's not coming to our city!
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So just how serious was Texas about prying Nick Saban away from Alabama?
"Dead serious," the SEC Network's Paul Finebaum says in his upcoming book, "My Conference Can Beat Your Conference: Why the SEC Still Rules College Football," which Finebaum co-wrote with ESPN.com's Gene Wojchiechowski.
Good times. I love this in every way.
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