Oh, Aggies.

So the Aggies hosted a preseason event called the Aggie Women's Chalk Talk for Aggie women to learn about football, get fired up for their 3-5 or 4-4 SEC West finish, have a good time shouting random shit with accompanying hand motions and raise a little money for charity.

Then this happened. C'mon girls!  Sing it loud!

I'm #mortified #embarrassed & #furious W/@TAMU & @12thMan. Dish towels & Lysol? Really? #icanteven #chalktalk #tamu pic.twitter.com/R47UfhvK9t

— Tonia A. Dousay (@tadousay) July 28, 2016

The New Aggie War Hymn

We are Aggie women
We are filled with estrogen
Hullabaloo, canek, canek, and back again

Maroon & white are the colors we love
We are putting down our dish towels
And taking off our gloves

No more lysol or cascade
We want to score Touchdowns
And walk in the parade

We are Aggie women & this is our song
Come on...bring it on...no more thong
Hullabaloo..caneck..caneck..and so on

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Anyone?  Why aren't ya singing, gals?  Dish towels over your eyes?  HAR HAR!  C'mon.  It's all in good fun.

Oh, don't get all emotional and hysterical.  Loosen up.  We were inspired by a 1948 Bob Hope stand-up special.  No harm meant.

Well, anyway.  Thanks for coming.  We know you little ladies have kids you've been neglecting and dinners to cook.  If y'all could tidy up a little on the way out, we'd appreciate it.