So the Aggies hosted a preseason event called the Aggie Women's Chalk Talk for Aggie women to learn about football, get fired up for their 3-5 or 4-4 SEC West finish, have a good time shouting random shit with accompanying hand motions and raise a little money for charity.
Then this happened. C'mon girls! Sing it loud!
The New Aggie War Hymn
Anyone? Why aren't ya singing, gals? Dish towels over your eyes? HAR HAR! C'mon. It's all in good fun.
Oh, don't get all emotional and hysterical. Loosen up. We were inspired by a 1948 Bob Hope stand-up special. No harm meant.
Well, anyway. Thanks for coming. We know you little ladies have kids you've been neglecting and dinners to cook. If y'all could tidy up a little on the way out, we'd appreciate it.