Multiple reporters have been addressed by their first names.
We have lots of kids with GPAs over 3.0. Some of them even on scholarship.
Ken Rucker has prostate cancer caused by fans' negativity on messageboards.
Greg Davis was offered the Vice Presidency over the offseason but turned it down.
Brown says the preseason polls are nothing but a reflection of how the teams did in their respective bowl games combined with the number of returning starters. No follow up question on whether he was sitting underneath an apple tree when this revelation came to him.
Jordan Shipley pulled a hamstring answering a reporter's question.
Frank Okam stood straight up to answer every question.
Motto for the season is 'Earn the right.' The players were all given the Miranda warning to familiarize themselves with this right.