MICHIGAN
Talented but stale.
Lloyd Carr needs to retire.
Offense from stone age.
OHIO STATE
Chris Wells is a beast.
Defense is strong and swift, but
too conservative.
IOWA
Drew Tate is gone now.
Addition by subtraction.
Recruit more speed, Kirk.
WISCONSIN
Can they win it all?
Believe it when I see it.
Same 9 wins a year.
FLORIDA
Urban's a master.
Talent level will increase.
Be scared, SEC.
LSU
Miles: mismanager.
Perrilloux will see the bench.
Assholes. Serves them right.
ARKANSAS
McFadden and the
Wildcat. An impressive sight.
Who needs a QB?
TENNESSEE
Glory years over.
Not a doubt, will dissapoint.
Fulmer needs Stoerner.
GEORGIA
Finally begin
To understand, Richt sucks ass.
Owes all to defense.
USC
God damn Pete Carroll.
No more five stars, please? Save some
for us, we need them.
UCLA
Powder blue sums it
Up. Soft. Fast, but soft. Needs to
defeat USC again.
CAL
Longshore and Jackson.
Defense won't be great. Tedford
Need to work magic.
TEXAS & OU
Only they matter.
Winner of shootout will win
The conference crown.
FLORIDA STATE
Can the OL block?
Defense will be good again,
But offense may suck.
MIAMI
Can the OL block?
Defense will be good again,
But offense may suck.
WEST VIRGINIA
Who needs to play D?
Lets score a ton of points and
Then get the ball back.
LOUISVILLE
Legit, but I don't
Think they can get out unscathed.
Defense is the key.