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2007 season in haiku.

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MICHIGAN

Talented but stale.

Lloyd Carr needs to retire.

Offense from stone age.

OHIO STATE

Chris Wells is a beast.

Defense is strong and swift, but

too conservative.

IOWA

Drew Tate is gone now.

Addition by subtraction.

Recruit more speed, Kirk.

WISCONSIN

Can they win it all?

Believe it when I see it.

Same 9 wins a year.

FLORIDA

Urban's a master.

Talent level will increase.

Be scared, SEC.

LSU

Miles: mismanager.

Perrilloux will see the bench.

Assholes. Serves them right.

ARKANSAS

McFadden and the

Wildcat. An impressive sight.

Who needs a QB?

TENNESSEE

Glory years over.

Not a doubt, will dissapoint.

Fulmer needs Stoerner.

GEORGIA

Finally begin

To understand, Richt sucks ass.

Owes all to defense.

USC

God damn Pete Carroll.

No more five stars, please? Save some

for us, we need them.

UCLA

Powder blue sums it

Up. Soft. Fast, but soft. Needs to

defeat USC again.

CAL

Longshore and Jackson.

Defense won't be great. Tedford

Need to work magic.

TEXAS & OU

Only they matter.

Winner of shootout will win

The conference crown.

FLORIDA STATE

Can the OL block?

Defense will be good again,

But offense may suck.

MIAMI

Can the OL block?

Defense will be good again,

But offense may suck.

WEST VIRGINIA

Who needs to play D?

Lets score a ton of points and

Then get the ball back.

LOUISVILLE

Legit, but I don't

Think they can get out unscathed.

Defense is the key.