Broncos running back Travis Henry has fathered nine children with nine women. Major League Baseball is thinking of awarding him a team. According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution they're "scattered across both the American and National Football Conferences..."
Despite signing a contract with Denver that averages almost $50,000 a month, he's having trouble meeting his child support obligations. Why? Because he's spending most of his money on cars and jewelry. Duh.
One of the women suing him for child support won a judgement against him recently. Her lawyer, Robert Wellon, asked that a trust be set up in the amount of $250,000 because Henry usually missed the $800 a month payments earlier agreed upon.
"My argument was, if he makes wise investments, other than in gold chains, then he should be able to make the payments," Wellon said.
He needs to invest in a condom.
"You need to diversify yo' bonds, nigga!"