Not really, but today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, which is close. These things are officially decided by Dave Barry fans , apparently, which is fine with me. More power to the people, I say. f Hallmark.
I expect to see everyone out there doing their part, save certain ethnic groups who have difficulty with R's, and are good at calculus. You're excused. So are Minnesotan's, since you already talk like Pirates.