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Jorvorskie Lane makes manly promises

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Texas A&M running back Jorvorskie Lane has guaranteed a win over Texas Tech in Lubbock this weekend.

"We’re going to win in 2007," Lane said. "That’s a guarantee. I promise you."

The Aggies haven't won in Lubbock since 1993 which is coincidentally the last year Lane saw his penis while standing.

When asked if Aggie coach Dennis Franchione was cool with his prediction, Lane said, "I’m a man. I can say what I want to say."

That would totally piss off Mike Gundy if he read the paper.