On his team collapsing under pressure against Missouri:
"What happens with players, [it's] just like Judge Lance Ito gets in the middle of a big trial and decides it's more important for him to be a movie star than it is to be a judge. He had problems doing his [job] from one snap to the next. So if it can happen to good old Judge Ito, I'm sure it can happen to 18-22-year-olds."
On Graham Harrell being a system quarterback:
"I think the teams that don't have systems don't need coaches. So all those schools ought to save all the money that they spend on coaches and just put it back into the program."
Youdaman, Mike!