I got this from a private Aggie chat room. Please don't pass this on. Thanks for respecting confidentiality.
Maroon4Ever: what are y'all hearing about our next coach? who will restore us to occasional Top 25 prominence?
JTrain: want Spurrier or Pete Carroll!!!!!!
Maroon4Ever: USC totally sucks this year...I like Tuberville because Auburn is the Texas A&M of the SEC and Franchione came from their tu, so we should acquire his opposite...this will signal tu that aggies means business
JucoAg: b. bellachik, dude
Maroon4Ever: oh, snap. Bellacheck?
JucoAg: yes, bellochizik
GoodBull79: I want Bill Walsh.
JucoAg: walsh lives in California - isn't he gay or dead or something?
Maroon4Ever: yes, gay
GoodBull79: ...or dead?
JucoAg: yes, one of those
Maroon4Ever: bill bellardochek would be acceptable..does he have Texas Aggie fire in his heart?
JucoAg: yes, probably..his dad coached at the naval academy - very similar environment. also, bellycheck is winning with massachussetts players ---- imagine what he could do with Texas recruits! Can you say golden triangle? Whoop!!!!!!!!
Maroon4Ever: spurrier hasn't done much at south carolina
JTrain: he hasn't found his shane matthews yet. imagine what kerry franks could do in that offense! Pierre Fleurinor...
JucoAg: I think our maroon pants are so intimidating. Coryatt looked freakin awesome in 'em. who banned them - Franchione or Byrne?
Maroon4Ever: WRECKING CREW!!!!!!!!!!!
GoodBull79: wrecking crew!
JucoAg: roper and wallace and glenn!
JTrain: Why not bill cowher from pittsburgh?
GoodBull79: which yankee is he? the one that spits?
BuckyLives: howdy ags...just got here - did y'all hear about brian billeck from the patriots?
Maroon4Ever: already interviewed...we passed
JucoAg: shrewd, IMHO. Not a good fit with our culture
JTrain: he would have totally sucked
Maroon4Ever: how did Kevin Murray not make it into the NFL?
BuckyLives: Tom Landry is a tu grad. Blackballed him to the league. True story
GoodBull79: typical tu class
JucoAg: You couldn't pay me to go there
BuckyLives: don't you go to navarro?
Maroon4Ever: So why not Belochik?
JTrain: He would be awesome!
Maroon4Ever: So he did or did not pass on the job when offered through the backchannels of Kyle?
GoodBull79: I heard that we passed on him, like the billy clyde situation when he tried to come crawling back and we told him,"adios sucker, turgeon is our man"
JTrain: that is correct - verified with several big cigars in Nederland
JucoAg: would we take BB if he agreed to paycut?
Maroon4Ever: possibly...it's a poker game at this point and very complex
BuckyLives: we have the cards
JucoAg: spurrier would recruit the Big Thicket area well, I think
Maroon4Ever: he golfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GoodBull79: gentlemen, it's confirmed via my contacts in seguin...we've passed on Brad Bellichik
JTrain: I'm pleased
Maroon4Ever: shit hot