I'm a big fan of the website Overheard in New York. It's random people posting bits of conversations they hear while going about their day in the city.
For example:
Street sock vendor to another: This country's immigration problems could all be solved if they just stopped selling Corona.
--Union Square
Overheard by: Cameron Rose
or
Chick: When Derek Jeter sees where my new bug bites are, he's going to go ballistic.
--McDonald's, 51st & 3rd
Overheard by: Jack
So I'm going to steal their idea, but instead I'll use random stuff I read on the various Longhorn websites out there. I won't name names or say where I read it. I'll just put it out there for everyone to enjoy.
And here is the sentence that provided me with the motivation:
'Do you realize that the ONLY NEGATIVE STAT colt put up last year were INTs?'