I'm a big fan of the website Overheard in New York. It's random people posting bits of conversations they hear while going about their day in the city.
Street sock vendor to another: This country's immigration problems could all be solved if they just stopped selling Corona.
Overheard by: Cameron Rose
Chick: When Derek Jeter sees where my new bug bites are, he's going to go ballistic.
--McDonald's, 51st & 3rd
Overheard by: Jack
So I'm going to steal their idea, but instead I'll use random stuff I read on the various Longhorn websites out there. I won't name names or say where I read it. I'll just put it out there for everyone to enjoy.
And here is the sentence that provided me with the motivation:
'Do you realize that the ONLY NEGATIVE STAT colt put up last year were INTs?'