Eharmony Finds Match for ChrisApplewhite

By Barking Carnival Staff May 28, 2008, 11:11am CDT

I had nothing witty to add here. I've got to figure out where I can get one of these t-shirts. This article stands on its own:

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No tongue on the first date.

Picture of Domesticated Chupacabra with owner.

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