Cedric Benson is free on bail, but not without conditions. First condition: he take alcohol counseling classes. Second condition: he has to install an ignition interlock breathalyzer on his car.
Have you ever tried using one of those things? It's hard enough just getting your keys in the ignition when you're drunk. Or maybe that's the point.
Dude could probably go to Oil Can Harry's in the Warehouse District and find someone to blow for him though.
Benson has been charged with both boating while intoxicated and driving while intoxicated. He's only a pilots license away from the Trifecta (sponsored by Budweiser).