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Folsom Field will try to become zero-waste

Colorado started an initiative to have the first zero-waste football stadium in the country.

Great. So all the shit they throw at opposing fans will now be bio-degradable?

Ralphie's Green Stampede:

- All food and beverage containers will either be recycled or composted

- Colorado football players will now use earth friendly weapons such as rocks to assault the student body

- There will be valet parking for bicycles at the stadium

- Carbon offsets will be purchased to match the energy use at the stadium

- Dan Hawkins will spend the season wearing buffalo robes and living in a Douglas-fir tree

Colorado fans race to start composting.