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Sailor Ripley commented on the blog post Root Against Boise State Tonight 24 minutes ago
boisebob – I think the real winners were the people who watched that atrocious game all the way to the end so we could see Blount coldcock that guy. That was real Grand Guignol shit.
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BEHorn commented on the blog post Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs 40 minutes ago
At least our guys only metaphorically bleed for the program.
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Bob commented on the blog post Root Against Boise State Tonight 55 minutes ago
And may I add, “FUCK YOU WE WON”, and decisively at that!! You sports guys know so much.
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BrickHorn commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
And CTJ is the post-game LeGarrette Blount of Barkers.
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John commented on the blog post Root Against Boise State Tonight 2 hours, 55 minutes ago
Big Game Bob could probably get him a medical redshirt. For being non compos mentis. (In Okie lingo, that’s “crazy as a shithouse rat”)
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JP commented on the blog post Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs 3 hours, 21 minutes ago
Considering what Gresham, G. McCoy and Bradford did to my blood pressure earlier this year when they all announced they were coming back, I wish complete and total failure on all of them. Nothing would please me more than in the future seeing one (or all) of them clad in coveralls limping along behind a
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srr50 commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
and you are the Joe Mauer of Barkers…
Which means Scipio and Henry James are the Roger Staubach and
Drew Pearson of Barkers.
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JP commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 4 hours, 3 minutes ago
Excellent as always Minnie. Your batting average continues its ascent to .1000 and you are the Joe Mauer of Barkers…
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Phenomenal Smith commented on the blog post The Lines! OMG, the Lines! 4 hours, 18 minutes ago
Bowling Green, a 6 point dog to Troy, won 31-14 last night.
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Art Vandelay commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 4 hours, 30 minutes ago
Well written Minne. Writing a SOTU for Texas Football for this audience couldn’t have been easy. I see Mack staying 4-5 more years. The only thing IMO that would cause an earlier departure would be the return of off field issues (more than just an occasional apartment hunting while
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Nordberg commented on the blog post Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs 6 hours, 16 minutes ago
We were the worst 10 win team in history in 07. Thankfully, graduation took care of the vast majority of our problems. Muschamp took care of the rest.
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Donny Boudreaux commented on the blog post Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs 6 hours, 31 minutes ago
Can’t help but think that OU 2009 = TX 2007. You know… the year we lost Sweed early on and had to replace most of our O-line. We were still good because Colt was on-board… but we did almost lose to Arkansas State that year. Just sayin’.
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hopefulhorn commented on the blog post Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs 6 hours, 39 minutes ago
Gresham’s situation reminds me a lot of Adrian Peterson’s 2nd and third seasons in Norman–stud hoss breaking down physically from the strain of carrying the program (and a state’s fragile self-esteem) on his back.
Given OU’s history of abusing its stars Peterson is looking smarter by the day for turning pro when he did.
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hopefulhorn commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 6 hours, 48 minutes ago
Very nicely done, Minnesota. Couldn’t agree more with your assessment of the state of the program, last year’s unexpectedly delightful season, and Muschamp’s qualities that bode well for the future.
Mack’s plans seem to be on a lot of people’s minds. Here is a link to an article from this morning’s Houston Chronicle on
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Phenomenal Smith wrote a new blog post: Et tu, CFN? 7 hours, 3 minutes ago
So much for the homage. So much for CFN writers being the smartest guys in the room. I know, I know, I should have been prepared for this given CFN’s bold 10-2 prediction for the Tigers that included an opening season loss to the Illini. It stings nonetheless.
CFN’s fearless predictions, a feature never mocked at this
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Trips Right wrote a new blog post: Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs 7 hours, 29 minutes ago
Well, we all know that Jermaine Gresham has a torn meniscus thanks to Close to Jumping’s schadenfreude, which is German for smooth buttfucking. Every time a sooner injures a joint overstressed and inundated with pharmaceutical grade muscle, it’s fun to watch CTJ walk in with his size 18’s, honk his sooner hating red nose,
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Edward O. Spaulding commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 7 hours, 34 minutes ago
Thanks, Minnesotahorn. Well stated and a look forward I had not thought about. The early recruiting, and ability to come up with a fresh approach, is definitely worth mulling over.
I disagree, however, on the start of the Muschamp Administration. I think Mack will get a peek at what may lie ahead when he sees more
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Vasherized commented on the blog post Barking Bets: Week 1 8 hours, 3 minutes ago
This one feels razor sharp to me.
Do you shave with a disposable Schick?
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jc25 commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 8 hours, 9 minutes ago
Well written…while Texas did a major course correction on some on-field problems, there are, as you eloquently point out, simmering signs that significant issues may arise in the near future. This may be partly due to the fact that my eye is always towards potential, but I firmly believe in the Billy Beane (or someone
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Sean Norris commented on the blog post 2009 Oklahoma Football Preview: State of The Union 9 hours, 6 minutes ago
Damn near as funny at the TTU SOTU.
I cannot begin to find a favorite, but the image of Sam & Mary Kate Olsen makes my football pants wiggle.
Charles Thompson? Old school. Good Lawton crack ho reference. You’ve obviously spent time in the titty bars just outside the Ft. Sill gates (as have
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Triston27 commented on the blog post 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 9 hours, 17 minutes ago
The ‘Burbs is great.
Hey lame-o, get out of my yard.
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CallKevin commented on the blog post Pre-season Thoughts 9 hours, 27 minutes ago
6 months and counting, CTJ–it’s on nightly. You saw the same thing I saw (the discomfort), but he’s surviving.
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Minnesotahorn wrote a new blog post: 2009 Texas Football Preview: State of the Union 9 hours, 28 minutes ago
Last nights games signaled the beginning of college football season and for all the excitement that brings it sadly also signals the end of State of the Union season, that magical time of year when we invite fans from all around middle America here to tell us we’re unfunny racists. Like our moms don’t already
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Art Vandelay commented on the blog post 2009 Oklahoma Football Preview: State of The Union 9 hours, 44 minutes ago
At least 5 LOL moments. You had me with the opening paragraph. Great work!!
Quick story: Last Thanksgiving I was forced to spend a few days in Oklahoma City at the in-laws. They don’t really have room in their house for all of us, so we stayed at a nearby
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CloseToJumping commented on the blog post Pre-season Thoughts 10 hours, 6 minutes ago
I watched Fallon one night, or rather, he was on tv while I was working nearby. He actually grabbed my attention because he felt so uncomfortable. I paused and watched for about 5 minutes and honestly felt a little tense from seeing it and turned it. It was right after he started. Did that show
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Nate commented on the blog post Root Against Boise State Tonight 10 hours, 24 minutes ago
LeGarrette Blount just signed his transfer papers to OU. Dusty Dvoracek (raw capacity for violence) + Mike Balogun (ineligibility issues) + raw talent = 2010 starting RB. Fuck you very much, Mr. Brand.
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A-Tex Devil commented on the blog post Root Against Boise State Tonight 10 hours, 29 minutes ago
First — Chris Peterson is a really, really good coach. I fear he might end up in the Big XII sometime and turn some sad sack team like Aggy around in a few years.
Boise State has a few really good players (Pettis, the soph QB) and basically a bunch of two star guys and
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Charles Mack commented on the blog post Barking Bets: Week 1 10 hours, 33 minutes ago
trips, can I subscribe to your picks service? horrible nc state game. bad pick but uglier game.
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Lo Primero commented on the blog post Root Against Boise State Tonight 10 hours, 55 minutes ago
…and with that, Mike Belotti no longer misses coaching.
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Sheriff Blalock commented on the blog post Illini Preview 11 hours, 4 minutes ago
Moses,
Thanks, and the ownage was sarcastic, for sure. Sorry I wasn’t more clear. I had the basketball series in my mind when I wrote it.
Agree on the shootout, I think the score’s going to be in the 35-31 range. Lower than in the past, because neither team will play as fast a
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Vasherized said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Rak it.
Phenomenal Smith said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Well done. I’d make the following edits:
Rome: Freaking Epic. [dead air] Colt McCoy. So Slick. [awkward pause] That’s Great. Awesome. Freaking. [more dead air] Slick. [sifting of papers] And Awesome.
utstudent said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
just phenomenal
MIA said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
War Colt.
Hippie Killer said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Epic Interview!
HenryJames said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I like how the banner ad is an IQ test.
LUSLAN said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
You know, Doperbo, I like your style. No one writes like you and Scipio-I mean NO ONE. I enjoy most of your articles. Your writing style is captivating, witty and refreshingly different. In other words…you are one creative groundhog.
Redfoot said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Colt got the jungle karma.
NickRivers said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Did Rome talk to Colt about his thoughts on Man-Ram’s ability to rake?
GlamRock said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
A New Wave 1980s Republican leftover…who STILL believes Michael Jackson is the world’s greatest artist! That IS you in a nutshell, Pescky. Now take down that Ronald Reagan poster, and stop wearing those acid- washed jeans you purchased from J Riggings at The Oxford Valley Mall in 1986. That shirt from Chess King is also OUT. I like your hair, though.
GRUNGE-N-PEACE said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Corporate art…ugly corporate art I might add…the rise of the service industries…deregulation…low paying non-union work…ah…those were the days that shaped and molded our beloved Pescky-who is still a Cuntservative tuna.
Black Scholes said:
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Rome … aggie … no one?
I guess I just did.
Jim Everett said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:41 am
Was anyone called, Chrissy?
SeeingRed said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:51 am
Colt McCoy. Dude has game. Nice work, clones.
“Everyone else deserves the credit.” No, they don’t. That’s totally whack. It’s all you, Colt.
That’s it, I’m out.
pennsy said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
Wall Street West has already invaded The Lehigh Valley.
DRP said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
My place in history? Really! What about Best Employee of the Fourth Quarter. My name on a wood grain plaque, gift card from JC Penney, that’s my style.
shawnette said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
a woman iz a manz glowrry
BLINK 183 !!! said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I like Colt McCoy. Whenever I hear that name I think of Peyton- Mountain Lion- Manning. Living legends.
Jim said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
In his resolute refusal to take credit for the team’s success, he highlighted Rome’s doucheiness for continuing to try to bait him into it.
shawnette said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
ons ma way to churchh ise sae a lil praeyer fo eli en payttenn cuz thay like mountinn lionz ise maykum brekkfess evree moanin
183 said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I admire Rome’s interviewing skills.
183 said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I admire Rome’s interviewing skills because he doesn’t have that groovy Philadelphia accent I’ve acquired over the last 25 years of my life. You can take him anywhere!
183 said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Shawnette-you look just like Shoshanna. BTW-have a nice day!!
183 said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Just messin’-
Anonymous said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Blink183/Pescky-I know for a fact you have a real love-affair with Philadelphia and London. Again, I feel like a substitute teacher who leaves his classroom for like 5 minutes only to return and all of the desks and chairs have been rearranged and the students are looking at me like I’m the one whose crazy! Phillies and The Rays; WTF, something is DEFINITELY wrong with this picture. AND yet,everyone is mum-with a smile on their faces, the kind you see at the supeermarket or car DealeRship. Its just TOO much of a coincidence, too wierd ,sir.
shawnette said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
AWLL YU MUTHAFUKKAS BEDDER SHUTT DA FUKK UP EN GETT DA FUKK OUT-CLOZE YA MUTTHAFUKKIN MOWTHS EN EET EECH ODDIZ ASSSES CUZ I DONT PLAY-I DO NOT PLAY WITH THE WAY YAWLL ALL BEHAVE LYKE A BIG BUNCH OF MUTHAFUCKIN PHOOLS.AWL U TO OL TO PLAY LYKE FOOLZ. YOU LOOK YUNG BUTT YAWL BEDDER ACTT YO MUTHAFUCKIN AGEZ YO
= said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Now, now Shawnette, let’s not over react.
shawnette said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
RITE ON !! EN PEES OWT!!!! EVREEBOOTY IN DA POOL!!!!! TYME 4 YAWL TO GIT WIT!
Colt fan said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I don’t have a pool.
Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog said:
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I think we have a few nominees that could rival steven in the “posters that should be banned” category.