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Colt McCoy. Epic.

Posted by Doperbo on October 22nd, 2008 under Football

Colt McCoy had a conversation with Jim Rome earlier today, which does not in fact violate his religious beliefs as we initially reported since Rome is not technically, it turns out, a pimp. We sincerely apologize for the mistake. We’re currently researching any potential theological complications should Colt need to be in the same room as T. Boone later this week, and will report back as soon as HenryJames finishes The Bible.

Hour 2 : 20 minute mark.

Brief synopsis:

    Rome: Colt, you rock. Why are you so awesome?

    Colt: It’s just a blessing to be here at Texas and have fun. Everyone else deserves the credit.

    Rome: Freaking Epic. Colt McCoy. So Slick. That’s Great. Awesome. Freaking. Slick. And Awesome.

Or something to that effect.

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  1. Rak it.

  2. Phenomenal Smith said:

    October 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Well done. I’d make the following edits:

    Rome: Freaking Epic. [dead air] Colt McCoy. So Slick. [awkward pause] That’s Great. Awesome. Freaking. [more dead air] Slick. [sifting of papers] And Awesome.

  3. just phenomenal

  4. War Colt.

  5. Hippie Killer said:

    October 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Epic Interview!

  6. I like how the banner ad is an IQ test.

  7. You know, Doperbo, I like your style. No one writes like you and Scipio-I mean NO ONE. I enjoy most of your articles. Your writing style is captivating, witty and refreshingly different. In other words…you are one creative groundhog.

  8. Colt got the jungle karma.

  9. Did Rome talk to Colt about his thoughts on Man-Ram’s ability to rake?

  10. A New Wave 1980s Republican leftover…who STILL believes Michael Jackson is the world’s greatest artist! That IS you in a nutshell, Pescky. Now take down that Ronald Reagan poster, and stop wearing those acid- washed jeans you purchased from J Riggings at The Oxford Valley Mall in 1986. That shirt from Chess King is also OUT. I like your hair, though.

  11. GRUNGE-N-PEACE said:

    October 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    Corporate art…ugly corporate art I might add…the rise of the service industries…deregulation…low paying non-union work…ah…those were the days that shaped and molded our beloved Pescky-who is still a Cuntservative tuna.

  12. Black Scholes said:

    October 22nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Rome … aggie … no one?

    I guess I just did.

  13. Jim Everett said:

    October 23rd, 2008 at 5:41 am

    Was anyone called, Chrissy?

  14. Colt McCoy. Dude has game. Nice work, clones.

    “Everyone else deserves the credit.” No, they don’t. That’s totally whack. It’s all you, Colt.

    That’s it, I’m out.

  15. Wall Street West has already invaded The Lehigh Valley.

  16. My place in history? Really! What about Best Employee of the Fourth Quarter. My name on a wood grain plaque, gift card from JC Penney, that’s my style.

  17. a woman iz a manz glowrry

  18. BLINK 183 !!! said:

    October 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    I like Colt McCoy. Whenever I hear that name I think of Peyton- Mountain Lion- Manning. Living legends.

  19. In his resolute refusal to take credit for the team’s success, he highlighted Rome’s doucheiness for continuing to try to bait him into it.

  20. ons ma way to churchh ise sae a lil praeyer fo eli en payttenn cuz thay like mountinn lionz ise maykum brekkfess evree moanin

  21. I admire Rome’s interviewing skills.

  22. I admire Rome’s interviewing skills because he doesn’t have that groovy Philadelphia accent I’ve acquired over the last 25 years of my life. You can take him anywhere!

  23. Shawnette-you look just like Shoshanna. BTW-have a nice day!!

  24. Just messin’-

  25. Blink183/Pescky-I know for a fact you have a real love-affair with Philadelphia and London. Again, I feel like a substitute teacher who leaves his classroom for like 5 minutes only to return and all of the desks and chairs have been rearranged and the students are looking at me like I’m the one whose crazy! Phillies and The Rays; WTF, something is DEFINITELY wrong with this picture. AND yet,everyone is mum-with a smile on their faces, the kind you see at the supeermarket or car DealeRship. Its just TOO much of a coincidence, too wierd ,sir.

  26. AWLL YU MUTHAFUKKAS BEDDER SHUTT DA FUKK UP EN GETT DA FUKK OUT-CLOZE YA MUTTHAFUKKIN MOWTHS EN EET EECH ODDIZ ASSSES CUZ I DONT PLAY-I DO NOT PLAY WITH THE WAY YAWLL ALL BEHAVE LYKE A BIG BUNCH OF MUTHAFUCKIN PHOOLS.AWL U TO OL TO PLAY LYKE FOOLZ. YOU LOOK YUNG BUTT YAWL BEDDER ACTT YO MUTHAFUCKIN AGEZ YO

  27. Now, now Shawnette, let’s not over react.

  28. RITE ON !! EN PEES OWT!!!! EVREEBOOTY IN DA POOL!!!!! TYME 4 YAWL TO GIT WIT!

  29. I don’t have a pool.

  30. Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog said:

    October 23rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I think we have a few nominees that could rival steven in the “posters that should be banned” category.

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