Dana Holgorsen Walks Into A Bar...

...and apparently gets unruly trying to figure out how coaches (or coaches-in-waiting, my lady) can start to get their hijinks included in their team's Fulmer Cup standings.

As you know, we're big Holgorsen fans. Whether he's diagramming plays, possibly with a hangover or talking X's and O's and humor on the radio, he's good for the game. Or at least good for the blogs.

On to the latest episode.

Multiple sources told the Charleston Daily Mail Holgorsen was removed from Mardi Gras Casino & Resort after 3 a.m. May 18. Holgorsen had been at a Mountaineer Athletic Club function earlier in the day in Logan before spending the evening at the casino with other university representatives.

Dude will not abide a subpar Beignet after seven or eight Hurricanes. I don't blame him.

...according to the report, the entire incident -- whatever it was -- was caught on the casino's video surveillance.

Oh please!!!!

Whatever the problem was, representatives from West Virginia who were at the casino with Holgorsen then intervened, and Holgorsen was then removed from the casino. Holgorsen was not arrested and it's believed he was released under the supervision of his fellow West Virginia representatives.

Forget it, Jake. It's Morgantown.

UPDATE: The Big East has cancelled AD meetings because Oliver Luck had to go deal with Holgo.

UPDATE 2:

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