If we can procure a tribe of pygmies to shrink Barry Bonds' head to normal size, we have a chance.
Plus, a little something to whet your Omaha appetite with an hour to go to first pitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXXBhTBa-Kw
and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K8eKPMNEPY&feature=related