In addition to a desire to bring really good hair to the White House and international politics (suck it Sarkozy), Rick Perry wants to bring A&M to the SEC.
He claims not to know much about it, but has a history of keeping a close eye on policy goings-on at the state's preeminent agricultural university.
Did you know he used to be a cheerleader? Can we expect some good, tense group nut grabs the next time we send a SEAL team in to eradicate a target?
SEC! SEC! SEC!