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Perry Wants Hot SEC Action

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In addition to a desire to bring really good hair to the White House and international politics (suck it Sarkozy), Rick Perry wants to bring A&M to the SEC.

He talks about it in this ESPN Dallas article, anyway.

He claims not to know much about it, but has a history of keeping a close eye on policy goings-on at the state's preeminent agricultural university.

Nut grabs
SQUEEZE!!!

Did you know he used to be a cheerleader? Can we expect some good, tense group nut grabs the next time we send a SEAL team in to eradicate a target?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrAn2a2bvko
SEC! SEC! SEC!