Boats n’ Hoes
Huff, Doback and Shapiro
Prestige Worldwide/BC Records
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The Titanic, Lusitania, the USS Maine
All minor league shit as I’m about to explain,
Some ships will sink if an iceberg they ram
But my ship’s gonna sink an entire program.
We’d sail up and down the Spanish Main
With my yacht as the eye of a Hoe-rricane!
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My name is Nevin Shapiro, world-class leech
Came from the Jersey Shore down to South Beach
I stand five foot eight (with my platforms on)
A lot of folks call me the Lepre-con
I took jock sniffing to bloodhound proportions
Screw your hundred dollar handshakes – I’m buying abortions!
When I flashed my cash I was cool as Fonzi
Nobody cared that it was courtesy of Ponzi
Schemes, I got ‘em – 3-4, 4-3,
Got three hoes on all fours right in front of me.
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Night clubs, strip clubs, mansions too
If you wear green and orange your balls’ll never be blue.
And if she’s knocked up after you bang her,
Here’s five bills – won’t need no coat hanger!
Just passin’ out bitches like Halloween candy
Had some for Mr. Shannon when he was feelin’ Randy
Dom, Cristal, just pop the cork
Who’ll take $300 extra to get under Wilfork?
I bought the finest hoes – none came cheap
And even Sebastian got to get Bills Deep
Most expensive bitch I ever had at a gala?
It took 50 G’s to pay off Donna Shalala!
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So why did I bring shame to Hurricane Nation?
I just wanted us to ace our SEC application.
But little did I know, there’s another SEC
Securities and Exchange threw some cuffs on me.
So now the fun is over, there’s no more thrill
And I started droppin’ dime like I was Henry Hill
But now I’m in the pen, there’s no witness protection
For helpin’ out every ‘Cane who had an erection
(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
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